Northern Ireland Flops Again
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by Ian E Coleman
Est. 2010
First edition: Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Earlier today Northern eIreland was won from the eIrish by the eUK in a long hard fought battle. Reports are saying that a lot of gold and resources were spent on the battle, which is probably an understatement considering the commitment that many eIrish felt to the battle for this large chunk of their home island.
It was only seven days ago, on September 22, 2010, that eIreland conquered Northern eIreland in a fierce battle with the eUK. Of course, that was a huge victory for the nation, and a historical event even beyond the borders of eIreland. For eIreland, Northern eIreland, has been a solitary and ongoing goal; to take and sustain the area, and unify the independence of eIreland over the entire island.
Even so, this has never been an easy goal. The history of Northern (e)Ireland and the struggle between the (e)Irish and the (e)UK goes back even before the Government of (e)Ireland Act from 1920, which made Northern Ireland a part of the eUnited Kingdom.
The eUnited Kingdom Population (September 29, 2010)........... *3573
The eIrish Population (September 29, 2010)............................ *925
That rounds to a ratio of about 1:4 citizens. You can imagine the disadvantage that this puts Ireland at – having to compete with such a massive and influential country, with many powerful allies. Northern eIreland itself, is only home to 43 citizens, making it the least populated territory of the Irish rock. On the other hand, Northern eIreland is also the only significant source of oil on the island.
Reports show that the new military module likely had a large part to play in the turn of tides, as eIreland is apparently put at a disadvantage in this change. Also sourced as a possible explanation for the loss, is the lack of experience that eIrish have with the new system, which may have caused them to use their resources too quickly, making their stamina low in future battles (a symptom of the change which is widely reported, especially among small and relatively defensive nations). It will be interesting to see how different countries adapt to the new changes, and to see what history will be made in light of this potential game changer.
Ian E Coleman - The Coleman Global.
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"Ireland, put your poophat back on!"
Ireland never had the chance winning this battle
Like you said every Irishman had to take out 4 Brits to equalize (and then im not even talking about their MPPs)
So the battle was lost before it even started
Ireland has no chance in winning battles in this new war module, this module is like it used to be, a module only for big countries
This module will also encourage bots, as its just stacking up at a wall
Ireland never had the chance winning this battle
Like you said every Irishman had to take out 4 Brits to equalize (and then im not even talking about their MPPs)
So the battle was lost before it even started
Ireland has no chance in winning battles in this new war module, this module is like it used to be, a module only for big countries
This module will also encourage bots, as its just stacking up at a wall x2
At least we fought ourselves for it, and didn't let our friends do it for us like the UK.
All three valid points (valid at different degrees 😛, but none the less valid).
Thanks for the feed back.
"At least we fought ourselves for it, and didn't let our friends do it for us like the UK."
Laughed. Out. Loud.