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In a war true and unbiased information is of the essence. Recently the Fennoscandian has been accused of writing untruthful things - the journalists of the Fennoscandian like to point out that none of the mentioned accusations is right. In contrary, this is propaganda. In order to provide true and unbiased information about the ongoing war between Asgard and the United Kingdom and Germany we invited to a press conference featuring the Iraqi Minister of Information.

Question: Could you give us a short update on the current situation?
Answer: I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day.

How many foreign forces are in Oslo right now?
There are no infidels in Oslo. Never!

What territories are the aggressors currently controlling? Is Norway already wiped?
Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves! They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!

But all media states different things, even Al-Jazeera
I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the United Kingdom. I triple guarantee you, there are no foreign soldiers in Norway.

Near Oslo some dead British soldiers have been found, could you give us more details?
I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.

Is it known why foreign forces start to commit suicide in Norway?
The British forces which were dropped there have been eliminated mostly on the battlefield, except for those who fled ... It is a complete defeat ... They pushed them ahead as if it is an experiment. The result was very tragic for the British.

Still, British media is stating Norway would have been conquered and that British forces would advance in Sweden.
I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place. We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back.

Eyewitnesses have been reporting heavy fighting in Sweden - how many casualties have both sides suffered?
On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues. We've given them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted. The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way.

Is Oslo safe right now?
Be assured. Oslo is safe, protected. No I am not scared, and neither should you be! They are retreating on all fronts. Their military effort is a subject of laughter throughout the world.

There have been reports that British soldiers took Gardermoen Airport, what can you tell about that?
They are not in Oslo. They are not in control of any airport. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a hollywood movie. You do not believe them. We have retaken the airport. There are NO British there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!

A lot of explosions have been heard in Oslo in the last days, which buildings have suffered damage due to those bombs thrown?
They began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary.


All 'quotes' taken from http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/