Night of the Metamorphosis
Silas Soule
MUSIC: I Can See Clearly Now
It was written I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice. -- Jos. Conrad
After carefully reading the various POTUS campaign articles, our crowd-pleasing chief political correspondent here at Spectacular Time decided that it was high time to get a "man on the street" perspective regarding the heady issues facing Our Nation.
So he stopped a random man on the street and asked him what he thought about this season's crop of POTUSiriffic political debates. It turned out that Salfnitnac the Wise, who claims to invent nothing and invent everything, had a good deal to say about it...
Salfnitnac the Wise
So the first thing I did was think about going to see PQ to ask him what was the point...
But then I thought: Well, no! Because thinking about it, the truth is, he couldn't have picked a better person than me to solve the solution to the problem.
Because, like I said, naturally, since he can't solve anything while saying a lot, the same happens to me and we'd never come to an agreement.
Ah! But I'll let you know that I do have moments of lucidity and speak very clearly. And now I'm going to be clear! Comrades! Citizens! There are moments in life that are truly momentary.
And it's not a matter of saying, but of seeing! What do we see? That's what we'll have to see.
Because, what a coincidence, comrade-citizens, that supposing that in the case -- let's not say which one; but we do have to reflect and understand the psychology of life to analyze the synthesis of humanity. Right? That's the very point! That's why I think, camaradas, that that in which you are in agreement, when you are in agreement, because it might be rude just to return it...well. You have to be like the saying says! (I wish I could remember what the saying says.)
So, just like I am in agreement with something I haven't agreed, we should all be unified for the unification of the emancipated ideology that struggles.
Why does it struggle, my friends? Well, you just have to look! You remember, remember the 5th of November... or was it the 29th of August?... which really hasn't anything to do with it... Never mind about that. But we have to be prepared because life is like that and so am I.
And how am I, comrades? I'm a worker! A proletarian in the cause of the work involved in getting this cause off the ground.
And now, we have to look at the cause for us being like that.
Why has the cost of e-living gone up? What does every e-living being have to live, in other words the gravitational point is the gravest thing. And I don't want anything to do with that because I already am. And that's that, right?
And now, dear citizens, I pray that you explain to me what I've just said.
Vote for the Candidate of Your Choice! Or not.
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It was the dawn of a wordy age...
Speechmaking is counterrevolutionary.
Being revolutionary is counterrevolutionary.
Calling people counterrevolutionary is counterrevolutionary.