New President's goal for the future

Day 503, 12:37 • Published in Denmark Bulgaria • by HrBjorn

First of all, I would like to thank you guys who voted for me. We won with a great big amount, got 80 % of the votes.
Now I look at this as one of three things:
1) You did not want to have someone from DKP, apparantly.
2) You recognized my work for eDenmark.
3) You wanted a change from A. Holst, and who is better to that than the one who proposed to impeach him?

Whatever the reason was, I am glad for your vote.

Now what have you really voted for? What are my politics? What are my visions? Well I'll try to explain it right now.

eThailan😛</strong> I am pro an anti-eThailand line. These wannabe-Indos are insulting this great kingdom, with lame threaths of occupation. We know this will never happen. First of all, they are eThais. They are small. They are weak. And corrupt. That means we have three options if they try. We can <strong>a)</strong> Sit on them with our muscular, and firm, bottom. <strong>b)</strong> We can easily destroy their bodies, because they are weak. We are Vikings, we motherfunking found Iceland, Greenland and The North of America, and we did that on a rowboat. That means we are really strong. And we got axes. Strong and axes. You are doomed. <strong>c) We can just bribe them with two chickens and rotten egg.
Admitted, c) is the most boring option, I know. But if we are in a fight with someone else, then it should be considered.

A. Holst: I know inform you that A. Holst should not be considered an eDane from now on. He has chosen to only work away from eDanish interests, he openly insulted me, and even said I was some of the world histories worst people. This is not true, before I was a Teddybear, I was under the name Magnus Tagmus, for the joy for the dansih children. I then went international, as Tinkywinky, one of the teletubbies, making babies and small children laugh and learn at the same time.
He was also about to sell eDenmark! If it wasn't for HEMSTAPO, which does not exist, he would have succeeded. I from now on EXCOMMUNICATE him from Danishism. Mostly because of this, but also because he said he was a prophet. That is not true. We are all prophets of Danishism, all of us eDanes.
He dug his own hole, and now he face the consequence.

New Ministry!: I also have opened up a new Ministry, which will have the power of Danish Research Center under it. I have chosen a Minister for this new Ministry, which I will let the public know in another article, only about the ministers in the new government.