New Party for Old Players
Day 2,524, 00:32
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by George Armstrong Custer
New Party for Old Players
Dateline: Saturday October 18, 2014 (Day 2524)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: New Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: Young At Heart - Bing Crosby
Seems all we hear anymore these days is "Help the new players! Get them engaged, give them free stuff and they'll stick around!" Well, that's all well and good, and I'm not saying we shouldn't… yeah, whatever.
But what about us old fu-ks? Who speaks for us? Who's looking out for our best interests?
Dedicated to serving the special needs of Senior eCitizens, to fight for fair representation and our fair share of government dole.
Welfare programs are restricted to only new players? I call Age Discrimination!
Give the new players a chance to run the government? Been there, done that, it hasn't worked!
I could go on (and on.. and on…) griping about how Old Fu-ks have been given the short end of the stick-- and in future editions you can be sure that I will!
But for now we'll just leave this at the announcement and presentation of a new political Party, Old Fu-ks United (say it like this: "Oh, F.U.!").
If you're an Old Fu-k and have something to gripe about, write and rant it out in an article. Let these young whippersnappers know we're not taking their crap anymore! And let me know about it, too, and we'll get all the Old Fu-ks to help promote it!
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Together we can build our numbers to become a serious (or not-so-serious) voice for Senior eCitizens.
So come on, get up from your La-Z-Boys, hike up those Sansabelts, unfold your walker and come down to the community building… join the best 36th-ranked Party in town, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!".
If you've been playing this miserable game since 2009 or before, let's shoot the sh*t and see what we can come up with…
Your Oh, F.U.! Party President,
George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
Shout It a Lot!
Oh, F.U.!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2458160/1/20
A New Party for Old Players
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842
"Oh, F.U.!"
Dateline: Saturday October 18, 2014 (Day 2524)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: New Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: Young At Heart - Bing Crosby
Seems all we hear anymore these days is "Help the new players! Get them engaged, give them free stuff and they'll stick around!" Well, that's all well and good, and I'm not saying we shouldn't… yeah, whatever.
But what about us old fu-ks? Who speaks for us? Who's looking out for our best interests?
The Old Fu-ks United Party, that's who!
Dedicated to serving the special needs of Senior eCitizens, to fight for fair representation and our fair share of government dole.
Welfare programs are restricted to only new players? I call Age Discrimination!
Give the new players a chance to run the government? Been there, done that, it hasn't worked!
I could go on (and on.. and on…) griping about how Old Fu-ks have been given the short end of the stick-- and in future editions you can be sure that I will!
But for now we'll just leave this at the announcement and presentation of a new political Party, Old Fu-ks United (say it like this: "Oh, F.U.!").
If you're an Old Fu-k and have something to gripe about, write and rant it out in an article. Let these young whippersnappers know we're not taking their crap anymore! And let me know about it, too, and we'll get all the Old Fu-ks to help promote it!
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Together we can build our numbers to become a serious (or not-so-serious) voice for Senior eCitizens.
So come on, get up from your La-Z-Boys, hike up those Sansabelts, unfold your walker and come down to the community building… join the best 36th-ranked Party in town, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!".
If you've been playing this miserable game since 2009 or before, let's shoot the sh*t and see what we can come up with…
Your Oh, F.U.! Party President,
George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
Shout It a Lot!
Oh, F.U.!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2458160/1/20
A New Party for Old Players
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That's right, Custer. Tell those young whippersnappers to get off your lawn.
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it's an idea whose time has come.
love it
F.U. old farts!
Hold on there just a gol-durned minute. I am busy inspecting my Innagaddavida LP for scratches right now. I'll check out this Oh, F.U.! business when I'm done with that. And after a nap. And ... zzzzzzzzzz.....
Innagaddavida sounds better on 8-track.
FIST
/shakes fist/
dude......... i'm so sorry for getting here late.
just tell me what to do and i'll do it.
ofc i would support an "old" friend like you
"Get up from the La-Z-Boy"??? Are you insane?
here in Sun City the La-Z-Boys are motorized.. screw that golf cart crap!
Love it!
oh sh.... your still here \o/
I've been in the bathroom..
Does Plato need to add eDepends Companies to the Economy Module?
This is pretty brilliant lol. Voted.
Get OFF MY LAWN SERBIANS
Damn younger generation
omg, this made me hard.
Sorry I'm late....had to dry my balls off after they fell in the toilet.
Now how do I make this print not so damn small so a REAL person can read it
....wait, am I on the line in this game still?
Cheers
Yeah, go pass wind together, this is segregation I could live with.You should offer a discount on adult diapers, that should get your numbers up.
Can someone pass me my diabetic testing supplies that I got from Walter Brimley, plz?
Supported!
OhFU
eKids these days don't know how easy they've got it...
Well I'm pissed.
I saw this article and got all excited (and that don't happen 'round here anymore, if ya know what I mean 😉 ). Even thought, "Gee, when I retire I will move back to the US and join this.". Then I see that I'm not old enough to be in your hotsie totsie club.
/me stomps mud hole in custers lawn.
Good stuff.
saving a seat for you!
Kudos on the idea
hugs....
i will help.......... but i won't get off my recliner.... it took me years to break it in.