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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

New mission!?

Day 2,475, 17:48 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Thales of Montreal

New mission: Write 1 article that receives comments from 25 different users
Write articles that are related to the game. Spam articles are neither appreciated nor tolerated...........so I thing a joke will be ok for everybody.

" A woman goes to a plastic surgeon for a labiaplasty. She says " Doctor, I'm embarrassed by my pussy lips, so I don't want anyone to know about this". When she wakes up from surgery, there are 3 flowers by her bed. "Doctor, you said you wouldn't tell anyone. Why are there three flowers?" "One is from me, I give all of my patients flowers. One is from the nurse, who had a similar procedure. And one is from a man in the burn ward thanking you for his new ears."

Waiting for coments!

Comments

DMV3 Day 2,476, 12:44

That made me laugh.

luisneger Day 2,478, 05:07

07 here too pls http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/-c-mo-son-de-donde-vienen-y-por-qu-tanto-af-n-en-obtenerlas--2429740/1/20

Prome Day 2,478, 11:20

angel4eMKD Day 2,478, 23:18

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/25-comments-1-3-pls-write-something--2436504/1/20

Space PINKFloyd Day 2,479, 03:18

please comment back
http://www.erepublik.com/fa/article/3rd-topic-2439003/1/20

St. Nikolay Day 2,479, 06:38

Надеюсь что это последние задание где мне надо было писать известия чтобы получил немного золота.
Ребята дорогие, прокомментируйте пожалуйста.
Большое спасибо!!!

I hope that this is the last job where I had to write the news to get some gold.
Dear guys, comment please.
Thank you very much!!!

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/journalist-mission-2-1-2438868/1/20

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/journalist-mission-2-2-2438913/1/20

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/journalist-mission-2-3--2439111/1/20