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New Fee Schedule - Please Take Note
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As this newspaper and its author are now a Media Mogul newspaper, I am announcing a new fee schedule for those who wish me to comment, vote, and subscribe to their paper given the incredible clout I now carry in the media.
Please note the following before asking me to look at your inferior newspaper...
Vote - 5 gold
Vote & Subscribe - 7 gold
Vote, Subscribe & Comment - 10 gold
Vote, Subscribe, & Intelligent Comment - 15 gold
Vote, Subscribe, Intelligent Comment & Podcast Mention - 20 Gold
Subscription packages to these services will soon be available and can be purchased through my media agent, Plugson.
Heck, I figure if Congress can rip off new citizens for citizenship, why can't I fleece the media module.
All gold collected will be donated to only the richest eCanadians to ensure that the vicious circle of haves and have not's is perpetuated. If you happen to be poor...hurry up and quit so we can reduce the surplus population.
Now...carry on...nothing to see here...
Yours in colossal greed but eternal bliss,
As this newspaper and its author are now a Media Mogul newspaper, I am announcing a new fee schedule for those who wish me to comment, vote, and subscribe to their paper given the incredible clout I now carry in the media.
Please note the following before asking me to look at your inferior newspaper...
Vote - 5 gold
Vote & Subscribe - 7 gold
Vote, Subscribe & Comment - 10 gold
Vote, Subscribe, & Intelligent Comment - 15 gold
Vote, Subscribe, Intelligent Comment & Podcast Mention - 20 Gold
Subscription packages to these services will soon be available and can be purchased through my media agent, Plugson.
Heck, I figure if Congress can rip off new citizens for citizenship, why can't I fleece the media module.
All gold collected will be donated to only the richest eCanadians to ensure that the vicious circle of haves and have not's is perpetuated. If you happen to be poor...hurry up and quit so we can reduce the surplus population.
Now...carry on...nothing to see here...
Yours in colossal greed but eternal bliss,
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Your nut jarchink four gut gramma and provesreeding?
this is good shit...
Hmm.
If your rates are for 1 media mogul medal, considering I have 3 I should be set for life!
I can't afford your comment Salty...please delete it lol
Who are you?
salty, those were illegal media moguls medals and, as such, you must be taxed at a rate of 80% to offset the security costs of monitoring your kennel.
How much does it cost to Acacia the Button?
He'll "Acacia your button" for free.
Just drop trow and assume the position.
awesomesauce
How much will it cost me to touch the hem of thy garment, Oh Great Acacia? For I wish to be healed.
Until now I never realized how privileged I am, I get a PM from you oh great Acacia, every single day! Plus you give me stuff! *grin*
Goran Thrax
Just to clarify, these are simply Administration Fees, right?...
How much did it really costed to get that many sub?
Free he used the media mogul script before they put the sub captchas on them.
seems well priced
ah right that thing.
Who used a script?
Acacia the Script!
Brilliant, Acacia, Brilliant!
And oh... you'll be pleased to know that I won't charge you a single penny for the totality of my words... but I DO strongly encourage you to continue your PuppetMasters series.
I've been waiting for like ages!
Do you do barmitzvahs?
~hyuu~
^I was surprised to see it wasn't said yet. I wonder what the value of a ~hyuu~ is xD
WTG on Mogul, Acacia