New erep countries...?

Day 2,052, 14:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Giorgos Zaikos
Iceland



First off I'll start with Iceland. Why Iceland? Why not?! Every country in the world says that Iceland is a great place, they don't cause any trouble. Why wouldn't we want the greatest country in the world on erep? (This is not an opinion, this is an established fact.)

Iceland doesn't have enough people, you say? But we already have North Korea, where only around ten people have the internet! Iceland too neutral? We already have Switzerland! Iceland not important enough? There's already countries on erep like that. I won't name names but you know who you are! (France)

Not to mention the new eIceland will border Britain so that'll mean new areas for us. I mean, they'll be great allies and friends of the eUK! Hail Iceland! \o/



Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan

Ah, the Caucaus regions. There's a big grey area in Europe that needs to be filled with these. But the great thing about this from Plato's point of view is that Armenia and Azerbaijan would definitely bring their insane rl issues into the game, and as you know we don't have enough nationalists in erep clogging up the place with rl stuff. So all of these extreme nationalists who are bound to sign up to eRepublik will be willing to hand Plato their many credit cards for a chance at taking over virtual Nagorno-Karabakh. Just think about all that gold, Plato!




The German States

In eGermany, the city states are lumped in with the surrounding areas. For example, 'Lower Saxony and Bremen'. On the surface this makes sense, because the city states are a lot smaller. But America, for example, gets to keep all their states though seperated, even itty bitty ones like Rhode Island and Delaware. Doesn't America have enough regions already? It's just fifty more areas for Serbia to conquer, after all. And Rhode Island is smaller than Berlin!




Africa

And what about some more African nations? You'll probably only hear about these countries on the Olympics and other such events. But that's still grey areas on the map that could be filled. At the moment we only have South Africa and Egypt. C'mon, let's rebuild the British Empire, add some new countries! These new countries, will of course, all be joining TWO and not CoT.


No, that's not Romania, it's Chad.


Other countries for your consideration: San Marino, Greenland, hey, what about something like Vatican city? What about an Antarctica region that has no original owner, but can be taken over by other countries?




Edit: A Danish imperialist has recently told me that Greenland is currently under Danish occupation! Every day Greenlanders are forced to do gross Danish stuff like eat pickled herring! Greenland will put up with this no more! Support the Greenland independence movement today! Down with oppressive Danish imperalism! Freedom for Greenland!





ePlanets
Come on, why not? Let's colonize space! (British of course)




So, I do realise that none of this is going to happen, and this isn't a serious article at all.
But seriously, add eIceland \o/
Iceland now \o/
Hail Iceland \o/