The Leviculus Indoles

Whaaaat? The eHistory Channel isn't the eHistory Channel anymore, you might ask? Well then how will I get my daily requirement of history to keep the flamethrower-wielding nazis riding dinosaurs away? Well fear not, my friend, for I will still be dropping in little tidbits of history in my articles. But I want to write about the current things that are happening in this country, instead of living in the past. Now I know this probably isn't the best time to start writing again since the US is down to only two states (or was it only one? We're losing them so fast it's hard to keep track...). Nay, I say, for I think now is the perfect time to begin writing. Right now people need yet another patriotic voice, one that writes right from our nation's capital. I know my articles will look nothing like the more famous writer's articles, like Jewitt for example (check out one of his articles here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/mechanics-v-ideology-eusa-dies-tl-plzr--900253/1/20), but I will still try to keep up with them. While I might not be as well-informed as them, not have as much experience, not be as smart as them...Hmm. Not really sure how I was going to make that look good for me. Regardless, I am going to start writing again and I just hope that I can do so for at least a few weeks before the townsfolk show up outside of my house again with torches and pitchforks (It's Franken-STEEN!). Anyways that's going to be all for now, and whille it seems I've managed to write a whole page about nothing this article was more for the few people that used to read the eHistory Channel. Also, if you're wondering about the newspaper's new name, it's latin. There are hundreds of free latin translators out there on the web, so look it up yourself (http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=English&to=Latin). I feel I've rambled on for too long now, so I'll let you get back to your scheduled lives, already in progress.

-Z (Haha! See? I only signed the first letter of my name instead of the whole thing! Isn't that super cool?