Beards of Glory

Hello Switzerland. In a few days I will be running for Congress. For humor's sake (although I'm sure everyone is going to vote for me anyway) I have decided that I will create a presentation for Congress. This is that presentation.

My Qualifications: I am level 19, this obviously means I am more intelligent and capable than every other person in Switzerland with a lower lever, because time spent on the game and where you live IRL should be held in higher regard than should actual knowledge.

Money: Not an issue. I'm probably the richest guy in Switzerland today with a grand total of 65 CHF. Obviously you should vote for the rich guy over the boring one with progressive plans.

The Economy: Many people running for Congress so far have mentioned the current issues facing the Swiss economy. They say there is too much CHF in circulation. I say that there isn't enough. We should just keep printing more and more money for the sake of the economy. The more money we have the better off our economy is (obviously).

War: My strength level is over 9 right now so I'm pretty much a tank imo. When I get the chance I'll declare war on everything.

Diplomacy: You do realize that Hitler used Diplomacy, right?

The Shaolins: Bad people in general, we need to deport them as they are foreign. Foreigners who wish to participate in Swiss politics should obviously be denied this opportunity. After all, this is a game. This means it is a very serious issue and only legitimate Swiss should be allowed to run for, and hold office. This does not resemble racism in the slightest.

So as I've demonstrated so far, I'm clearly the most qualified person to be a Swiss politician. I'm not even going to add a VOTE FOR EPORADIO! at the end of this article as I know you'll all be voting for me anyway. I'm just that good.