My PM To eWorld Leaders
Day 2,649, 09:16
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Published in Canada 
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by Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
And they call me an ass? lol
What is this?
You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.
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HHAHAHHAH
Better song: http://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible. Hot pink! With whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior. And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned, non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side. And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!
"You see, according to Cocteau's plan... I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener." You live up top, you live Cocteau's way: what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here... and maybe starve to death."
-- Edgar Friendly, Demolition Man (1993)
*hint* That boom box is not there for a decoration.
I wouldn't have noticed.
lol, the problem is half the people here have never seen a boom box. Try an iPod.
/plays his wicked record collection
Fking hipster.
:3
lol
Donkeys are like family.
Exactly, you ass! 😛
This wasnt funny.
It is if you realize that Canada has a self appointed "diplomat" that supposedly is PM'ing all the CP's telling them how awful Canada is.
Well, at least the donkey thought it was funny.
Beavers give a dam
Lol there we go. Good to see Dill is doing a good job spreading the good word!
v+c
I'm just here for the free pickles.
Pickle sent. 🙂