MoMe: If I Ruled the World

Day 2,441, 19:29 Published in Ireland USA by Raven Anarcho

Yes. It is a dream that taunts so many of us with anger issues. It is a dream that so many have come so close to achieving, before falling on their face and being ridiculed for the rest of eternity. For some it is power. For others it is pride. For some it is hatred, and for others its just a way to have a laugh I suppose. But what if I had my chance? Let the madness begin...


IF I RULED THE WORL😨


INCREASED INVESTMENT IN PRODUCTION MACHINERY

Technology is the child of mankind. And one day, much like most (few) children take care of their parents in their late lives, so will our children do the same.



I would see that entire industries have their human labour replaced with machinery. Rather than use great thinkers of our generation to create a phone that tells you when you have a bowel movement, I'd instead use that innovation to create better and improved technology for vital industries which help sustain human life.



For example, millions of acres of farmland would be worked by machinery, with very few mechanics assigned. With proper innovation, machines could be made to repair other machinery even.


(NASA's upcoming Robonaut 2, a mechanized machine for assisting Astronauts in space. Robonaut 1 has wheels rather than legs, and has already been in service assisting astronauts on the International Space Station with repairs, such as grabbing them the tools they ask for.)

Buildings would be constructed entirely by cranes and other large machinery, each with the improved capability of being self-operable. Essentially, human labour would be entirely minimized.

DEPRIVATIZATION



So who would own all this technology? Would it be a combination of the citizen, business, and government as it is today? No. And if you ask a stupid question again I'll exile you to the International Space Prison. The government would own it all. Plain and simple. Is it because they're greedy? No. Is it because they hate our liberty and freedom?! Sure, why not. The truth is our history has proven that when profit is involved, human sustainability is not the top priority. Everything would be owned by my government to ensure that the products and services produced by machinery would be offered for free to all of humanity.

FREE TO ALL OF HUMANITY

The results from our machinery output will be free to all. Of course we'd need to find a way to ensure the very core of resources, energy, is obtained by self-operating machinery as well. This way even the costs for the government to run all the equipment would be so minimal that offering free food and shelter to all humans would be possible.


(Imagine recieving packages like these in the mail daily or weekly, from a government that pays virtually nothing as they employ self-operable machinery to perform every step of the product's production.)

Incentives for being in the government or repairing machines would simply be a better standard of living, apart from the base free standard offered to all. If people wanted better products or services, they could barter with others, offer to trade resources given by the government for other resources, or use those resources to create something with demand. Currency, however, would be dissolved.

Imagine a family with a high standard of life, who obtained it from a family history of working hard or serving humanity, rather than a history of profiting off of generations of underpaid workers.

POPULATION CONTROL

2 children per family. That simple. The truth is there are too many people being brought into this world, which is a core reason why we aren't living in a sustainable civilization. All of my changes would take up to a century to complete, but this would be immediate. If someone could financially support a 3rd child or if one of their children turns 18, then they may choose to adopt. We are offering free life to all, but must keep the population stable until we start our expansion beyond Earth.

ADOPTION CENTER IMPROVEMENT

Children who have lost their parents, or have been removed from their parents, shall be raised by government employees in a special higher quality adoption center, who are of course given higher quality outputs from the government machinery industry. These children will also be given a better standard of living, and higher quality of education. They will be screened and, if applicable, have a foot in the door to government positions in the future.

THE GOVERNMENT

Government this and government that. I speak of the government and many of you roll your eyes. The truth is the entire government would change into a proper parent of humanity. The name could even be changed from "government" as it would represent something much different than previous governments were associated with. Instead of a profiteering self interest group, pretending to put the people first while doing all to remain in power, the government would be solely intended to ensure humanity's survival and progression into our future, whatever it holds, at any cost. After all, remember its the world I rule, not the nation. We're speaking of the first global government. Imagine the possibilities.

NO ORGANIZED RELIGION

Oh no, not our religion! I'm not taking away your religion. I'm taking away that political party you call a church. Worship at home, at the park, at school, and wherever. Be as spiritual as you want to be. But there will be no hierarchy in any religion, with a central figure speaking to groups and collection of money. This is my planet. Don't like it? Head to the ISP.



LEGALIZATION

Any drug that affects or harms nobody but the user in principle, will be legalized. If a person under the influence harms someone else then the punishment for the original crime will be multiplied. If a child is born with a birth defect that indicates drug use while pregnant, there will be severe consequences.

MARRIAGE

Sorry to destroy that sacred bond that means so much to society everyone. The truth is it means very little to most people, and most care more for getting married than for being married. I'd give marriage a new start, with a new name, with no religious affiliation. There would be no limit as to what couple, gay or straight, could make their relationship official on a government level, though I imagine in a free world with no taxes, there'll be no need for such a label anyway. (As a label would be all that's left by that point.)

SPACE EXPANSION

We need to find a new planet, along with finding new resources as well. It's that simple. We can do massive work to terraform Mars. A Dutch company has already prepared a plan to start colonizing Mars within the next decade. There are countless opportunities awaiting for our species. Will we kill ourselves off before we can achieve universal greatness? Earth will not last forever, and it is confirmed that eventually Earth at it's current rate will be uninhabitable. Whether it takes hundreds of years, or millions, we should prepare now if we wish to be sustainable.

INSPIRATION

I've been inspired few times by previous governments, and disappointed as well. But motivated nonetheless. Due to our passive and "democratic" ways, our social evolution, and therefore progression into the future has been slowed down tremendously. Activists were arguing for women, worker, and minority rights in many nations long before the majority supported them, or their governments for that matter. When President Eisenhower of the United States finally dissolved segregation in the schooling system, black children were attacked on buses, with rocks and other objects hurled at them. Eisenhower answered by protecting the buses with the national guard and police.



That is how it should be. Nobody is valuable enough to hold back the social progression of the human race. If they intend to, then they deserve no place in this world. If it were me, every rock would've been answered with a bullet.



CONCLUSION

What the world is currently is a bunch of fat kids eating away at a blueberry bush. There are few limitations and when the bush runs dry, we all die. I intend to place limitations to ensure more is grown than eaten, everyone gets a fair share, and that we find a new blueberry bush.



The truth is there's no chance in hell that someone with my aims could achieve such world domination and implement such groundbreaking changes, because the world just isn't ready yet. But it will be. I'd tell you to wait and see, but we'll all be dead at this rate. I do intend on seeing many of my ideas implemented though in my lifetime, specifically mass deprivitization. Most of the rest is just for fun.

WHAT IF YOU RULED THE WORLD?!

Let me know what you would do if you ruled the world, and I'll reveal it in the next MoMe. You can sign your name or leave the article author anonymous. Submit your answer in the form below by clicking the image.


MY CURRENT MISSION

Colin Fox and I've started up Green Republic, a place for ereps stoners to get together and share funny videos, good music, green stories and recommendations, ect. Message me if you're interested. I've also started the website for our Irish National Citizen Recruitment Guild, now named Tailteann Déithe. The guild's aim is to have fun off of erepublik on other games, while scouting for potential additions to our community. Let me know if you are interested in joining. I intend on releasing an article with more information later this week.

-RA

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Flema - Botas Nunca Mas
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