Mission(s) Impossible
Day 1,738, 18:50
•
Published in USA 
•
by
•
by Paul Proteus
This article is a satire, which means I'm better than you
Click for Mood Musik
Welcome to a new Goodbye Blue Monday
Admins Introduce New Gold-buying Mission
Thursday, Day 1738 of the New World, in a recent telepathic press release Plato announced that in response to reports of world wide disgruntlements he was unveiling his newest set of missions...Nicknamed the "gold" missions
The "gold" missions shown in all their glory
Each gold mission costs a varying amount of gold to complete, using Goodbye Blue Monday's amazing research tools available we clicked on the link
LOOKS TOTALLY LEGIT
While it is currently unknown how the new world will react to these new missions, we decided to figure out whether they were worth doing or not. So we asked Plato what the reward was for completing this missions...
Plato's reply? 5 gold :3
Image of Plato pointing towards the bridge he lives under
New "Battle of's" still to Come
In breaking news: Admins think up new "Battle of Randomly Aligned countries" which pits countries that start with consonants against countries which start with vowels, there are also proposed spin offs in the work which revolve around countries which have a high population of gold buyers and "useless" countries. Plato claims this will make eRepublik a more exciting game to be a part of. Only time will tell how these changes affect the eWorld.
Your Moment of Zen:
courtesy of xkcd
That's all,
Stay Sexy 'Murrica
Click for Mood Musik
Welcome to a new Goodbye Blue Monday
Admins Introduce New Gold-buying Mission
Thursday, Day 1738 of the New World, in a recent telepathic press release Plato announced that in response to reports of world wide disgruntlements he was unveiling his newest set of missions...Nicknamed the "gold" missions
The "gold" missions shown in all their glory
Each gold mission costs a varying amount of gold to complete, using Goodbye Blue Monday's amazing research tools available we clicked on the link
LOOKS TOTALLY LEGIT
While it is currently unknown how the new world will react to these new missions, we decided to figure out whether they were worth doing or not. So we asked Plato what the reward was for completing this missions...
Plato's reply? 5 gold :3
Image of Plato pointing towards the bridge he lives under
New "Battle of's" still to Come
In breaking news: Admins think up new "Battle of Randomly Aligned countries" which pits countries that start with consonants against countries which start with vowels, there are also proposed spin offs in the work which revolve around countries which have a high population of gold buyers and "useless" countries. Plato claims this will make eRepublik a more exciting game to be a part of. Only time will tell how these changes affect the eWorld.
Your Moment of Zen:
courtesy of xkcd
That's all,
Stay Sexy 'Murrica
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
pirinc
lol
Very funny. Rarely get a laugh from newspapers anymore
xkcd ftw
lol
voted
It's consonants not syllables btw, wouldn't want to look like a complete idiot would we Paul. 😛
I have no idea what you're talking about sgtchewy :3
I'm gonna look, I did something like this a long time ago. 😃😃
Good job. You've uncovered the 'secret' mission.
I read this.
Too funny. \o/
Plato's reply? 5 gold : }
lol
jajaja V 36
V + S
V + S
Clever. LOL.
Where are these new missions? I can't find them.
Good stuff as always, Paul.
you missed the mission where we get to buy whole countries.
coming in November, all governments and individuals who can afford it can purchase other countries.
wait till you hear the reward for this one!
good writing