Maturizeaza-te! (Grow Up!)

Day 2,247, 13:42 Published in Romania Romania by Real Vasi

(English version below)

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- Ce faci acolo?

- Nimic… Incercam sa gasesc un site cu informatii despre literatura secolului XIV.

- Hai nu ma minti! Crezi ca m-am nascut alaltaieri? Sigur joci iarasi prostia aia de Erepublik...

- Da, dar am intrat din greseala in timp ce-mi verificam mesajele... jur!

- Of of of, imi scoti peri albi. De cate ori ti-am spus sa nu mai pierzi timpul degeaba cu prostia aia?!

- Stiu, dar au acuma o chestie tare, un fel de ruleta unde poti castiga o gramada de chestii.

- Asta-ti mai lipseste, sa devii dependent de jocuri de noroc.

- Dar n-am pierdut decat 150 gold. In plus nu-s bani reali.

- Asa ai spus si data trecuta, pentru ca luna viitoare sa vad pe extrasul de cont o suma cu patru zerouri virata in contul Erepublik Labs. Chiar ai intrecut masura, si ma vad nevoit sa iau masuri drastice.
De maine nu mai ai voie sa folosesti calculatorul. In plus, iti confisc si telefonul. De card nici nu se pune problema.


- Te rog, mai da-mi o alta ultima sansa!

- Gata, ti-ai mancat dreptul la iertare. Si nu incerca sa ma santajezi cu privirea aia de copil nevinovat ca nu merge. Trebuie sa inveti sa te controlezi. M-am saturat de atata copilarie. Ai si tu o varsta. Comporta-te ca atare!

- Dar...

- Niciun dar. Discutia asta s-a incheiat. Noapte buna, tata!
(english)

Conversation between father and son
- What are you doing?

- Nothing... I’m trying to find a website about literature from XIV century.

- Don’t lie to me! You think I was born yesterday?! Surely you’re playing that stupid Erepublik game again...

- Well... yes, but I clicked by mistake while checking my email... I swear!

- Pff, you’re making me grow white hair. How many times have I told you not to waste time with that stupid game?!

- I know, but now it’s different. They have this cool thing like a roulette where you can win lots of stuff.

- That’s the last thing you nee😛 become addicted to gambling.

- But I only lost 150 gold. That’s not even real money.

- That’s what you said last time. And then, next month, I saw a number with four zeros wired to Erepublik Labs on the bank statement. You’ve gone too far, and I’m forced to take drastic measures. From tomorrow you’re banned from using the PC. Even more, I’m taking away your cellphone. And don’t even get me started about your credit card.

- Please, give me another last chance!

- No way. You’ve used your last “get out of jail card”. And don’t try to give me that innocent look! You must learn to control yourself. You’re not a kid anymore. Behave!

- But...

- No but. This conversation is over. Good night, dad!