Mali prirucnik za nove gradjane Tajlanda / Small guide for new Thailand citizens

Day 2,821, 11:16 Published in Thailand Philippines by Nuclear Ubod
All rise for the national anthem of Thailand

ประเทศไทยรวมเลือดเนื้อชาติเชื้อไทย
เป็นประชารัฐ ไผทของไทยทุกส่วน
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ไทยนี้รักสงบ แต่ถึงรบไม่ขลาด
เอกราชจะไม่ให้ใครข่มขี่
สละเลือดทุกหยาดเป็นชาติพลี
เถลิงประเทศชาติไทยทวี มีชัย ชโย

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English version below


10 znakova da uočite lejdiboja

1. Previše su visoke

Uglavnom Tajlanđanke nisu veoma visoke, ali skoro svi katoi su viši, sa visinom od preko 180cm nije ništa neobično.



2. Previše su ženstvene

Posmatrajte na koji način koristi šminku, kako hoda kako pokreće ruke ili šake, posebno entuzijastično zamahivanje kosom...ni jedna prava devojka nema potrebe da se ponaša tako u svakom trenutku kao da uvek hoda modnom pistom.

3. Preteruje u glumi i uvek preterano reaguje

Više nego što je potrebno, često glasno i visokim glasom. Čak je i gore kada se nađe u nekom konfliktu. Svakako, nikada ne započinjite svađu sa lejdibojem - nikada ne možete biti sigurni kako će se završiti!

4.Prevelike grudi

Ovo ne može biti apsolutno pravilo ali preveliko i često provokativno su dobri indikatori. Oni često veselo pozivaju da opipate "koliko se osećaju kao prave"...to je više pitanje da li cenite njihovu finansijsku investiciju.

5.Bez grudnjaka!

Ovo je uvek zanimljivo- na Tajlandu, bez obzira koliko male grudi ima i koliko je devojka otvorenog uma, čak i u gogo barovima, devojke uvek nose grudnjak! Ako ne nosi, posebno kada je u kombinaciji sa tačkama 1 i 4, najverovatnije je da razgovarate sa katoijem.

6.Glas

U većini slučajeva, glasovi - čak i istrenirani glasovi- su ono što najčešće odaje katoija. Visina glasa može biti viša nego kod muškaraca ali i dalje zvuči nekako neprirodno.


7. Adamova jabučica

Ovo je malo nezgodno jer Adamove jabučuce mogu biti hirurški odstranjene, ali ako je ona ima, možete je zvati "gospodine".

8. Kodeks oblačenja

Kao i kod preteranog reagovanja, način na koji se lejdiboj oblači je obično dosta izazovniji nego kod većine devojaka. Dodajte velikodušnu količunu šminke, perje i šljokice, i dobijate devojku koja postaje toliko ženstvena i kitnjasta da stvari počinju da izgledaju sumnjivo.

9. Laktovi

Jedan od najmanje jasnijih znakova, navodno muški laktovi su četvrtastiji nego ženski laktovi.

10. Finalna provera

Lična karta - bez obzira koliko je ženstvena ili ako koristi žensko kupatilo, čak i posle operacije promene pola, lična karta će pokazati pravi pol.

Izvor: bangkok.com



10 Ways to Spot a Ladyboy

1. Too Tall:

Generally Thai girls are not very tall, but almost all katoeys are taller than average, with heights of 180cm not being unusual.

2. Too Feminine:

Look at the way she uses make up, the way she walks and moves her arms or hands, especially over-enthusiastic hair flicking... no real girl would need to act this way at every moment, like she is walking on a constant catwalk.

3. Overacts and Overreacts a lot:

Way more than necessary, often loudly in a high-pitched, exaggerated voice. It gets even worse in a conflict. Certainly, don't ever pick a fight with a ladyboy - you can't be sure of the outcome!

4. Too Large Breasts:

This again is not an absolute rule but too big and often provocative is a good indicator. They often cheerfully invite you to check 'how real they feel'... it's more a question of appreciating their financial investment.

5. No Bra!

This is always interesting - In Thailand, no matter how small the breast and how open-minded a girl is, even in gogo bars, girls always wear a bra! If she doesn't, especially when combined with points 1 and 4, you are probably talking to a katoey.

6. The Voice:

In the majority of the cases, voices - even trained voices - are still what gives many katoeys away. The pitch might be higher than men's voices but it somehow sounds unnatural.

7. Adam's Apple:

This is a tricky one as Adam's Apples can be surgically removed, but if she has one, you can call her 'sir'.

8. The Dress Code:

Just like the overacting, the way a ladyboy dresses is usually a lot sexier than most girls. Add a generous amount of make up, feathers and glitter and you get a girl that has become so feminine and flamboyant that things start to get suspicious.

9. The Elbows:


One of the most unclear indicators, supposedly men's elbows are more square than a girl's.

10. The Final Check:

The ID card - no matter how feminine you are or if you use the ladies bathroom, even after a sex reassignment surgery, your ID will still show your real gender.

Source: bangkok.com

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