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Lolz here. Ireland attacks the US and much more.
For all of my viewers that have suffered through days of either no article or very little I am here to make that up today. First I would like to mention that I am running for congress in Pennsylvania. Why Pennsylvania because Klondike Bar was elected last month doesn't use the forums and has barely cast any votes. In order to win I simply need a few voters if I am behind in votes on election day you can pm me and I will donate 2 moving tickets please don't ask for them if you can afford them though I am on a limited budget. See my article announcing why I should be elected here.
Also While I am mentioning other articles there is a list of helpful, funny, and thought provoking articles in the Astra Kat G article from the Shining in The Darkness newspaper please vote and subscribe her article and all articles listed.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/t3-day-24-the-march-towards-cogadh-1040577/1/20
Another article you should check out is here it is about the ST6 team.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-st6-recruitment-1-1041982/1/20
Finally in talking about articles I need a reporter. The reporter would gather details in the world and at home on several different topics. They would then write fact based, funny, and playful articles much like mine. I haven't had much time lately and won't have much time till after the holidays. The reporter would get full credit for the article except for anything I might add while editing. On that note I also need a photographer. The photographer will not take any real pictures but will send me links to photos that go along with the article that day and images for my bikini, fail, and demotivational sections. These pics would have to abide by all erepublic rules and would be checked before being put in my article. The photographer would also get full credit for all pics they find and submit. Also I need someone to find or write jokes for my paper. This person would do just that find or write jokes. Lastly I need a publicist. This person will post links to my on articles, forums, and shouts. Now here is the best part, if I get a media mogul for the efforts of these people the positions will be paid with the earnings of that reward. So each person will get one gold and recognition if they decide to advance in politics, media, military, or any other aspect in the game. If you are interested pm me.
Now I am a US Ambassador however tons of stuff has happened this week and I am waiting for reports from my deputy. In the meantime we have some great news from an Israel congress member Seeroy. Please check out his article here.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sweet-things-going-on-in-eisrael-1042004/1/20
I was looking through my subscriptions today and of course one of them was from smokinpope and he is freaking hilarious. I mean the picture grabbed my attention and the rest was just priceless. Check out the amusing article here.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/50-one-liners-from-the-internet-1041950/1/20
Sometimes when you are busy with work or other RL issues you just don't have time to do anything more than two click trust me I have been there. However I urge all of you to at least read the two clicker news that way you can be updated on eworld events. Check it out here.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2-clicker-2-minute-morning-coffee-summary-19-november-thursday-1041062/1/20
In International news the only decent countries left are Austria (currently fending off attacks from former PEACE member Hungary) and France (currently helping to defend Austria from Hungary). It has been suggested that the USA should help to defend against the Hungarian Empire. However I would like to see Hungary grow like the RL Roman Empire get to such a size that it can no longer defend itself and collapse.
Also in this news area a high ranking member in the UK has taken over several companies and holding them hostage with his terms being that the UK invade the US. I would welcome this battle as we could takeover all but one British territory and see how they like being betrayed. However it doesn't feel good to be taken over and so I urge the British government not to do such a boneheaded move.
In US news Ireland has declared war on the United States. Oh no thats bad right? No its not a bad thing. What is going on is actually called a training war. A friendly country attacks an ally. That ally defends the territory and both sides are able to use the hospital to retain a high wellness and productivity rate. If you are new and you have already posted all of your what the heck articles on the forum... Don't worry I did this too before world war three and was corrected very rudely by experienced players. It's ok we all make mistakes simply apologize move on and send me a pm for mentoring.
Otherwise its been a slow news day. Ireland will attack Rhode Island later today use the battle to heal and gain exp. Use weapons if possible and as always wait till last login to do your damage as DOD orders may change. Always follow DOD orders prior to following supplementals such as mine.
Check out the Daily Fail. Todays subject the Collapse of Peace:
Check out todays Demotivational Picture. Todays subject the WII
Check out todays Hotness news. Todays subject is hotness duh.
Also While I am mentioning other articles there is a list of helpful, funny, and thought provoking articles in the Astra Kat G article from the Shining in The Darkness newspaper please vote and subscribe her article and all articles listed.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/t3-day-24-the-march-towards-cogadh-1040577/1/20
Another article you should check out is here it is about the ST6 team.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-st6-recruitment-1-1041982/1/20
Finally in talking about articles I need a reporter. The reporter would gather details in the world and at home on several different topics. They would then write fact based, funny, and playful articles much like mine. I haven't had much time lately and won't have much time till after the holidays. The reporter would get full credit for the article except for anything I might add while editing. On that note I also need a photographer. The photographer will not take any real pictures but will send me links to photos that go along with the article that day and images for my bikini, fail, and demotivational sections. These pics would have to abide by all erepublic rules and would be checked before being put in my article. The photographer would also get full credit for all pics they find and submit. Also I need someone to find or write jokes for my paper. This person would do just that find or write jokes. Lastly I need a publicist. This person will post links to my on articles, forums, and shouts. Now here is the best part, if I get a media mogul for the efforts of these people the positions will be paid with the earnings of that reward. So each person will get one gold and recognition if they decide to advance in politics, media, military, or any other aspect in the game. If you are interested pm me.
Now I am a US Ambassador however tons of stuff has happened this week and I am waiting for reports from my deputy. In the meantime we have some great news from an Israel congress member Seeroy. Please check out his article here.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sweet-things-going-on-in-eisrael-1042004/1/20
I was looking through my subscriptions today and of course one of them was from smokinpope and he is freaking hilarious. I mean the picture grabbed my attention and the rest was just priceless. Check out the amusing article here.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/50-one-liners-from-the-internet-1041950/1/20
Sometimes when you are busy with work or other RL issues you just don't have time to do anything more than two click trust me I have been there. However I urge all of you to at least read the two clicker news that way you can be updated on eworld events. Check it out here.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2-clicker-2-minute-morning-coffee-summary-19-november-thursday-1041062/1/20
In International news the only decent countries left are Austria (currently fending off attacks from former PEACE member Hungary) and France (currently helping to defend Austria from Hungary). It has been suggested that the USA should help to defend against the Hungarian Empire. However I would like to see Hungary grow like the RL Roman Empire get to such a size that it can no longer defend itself and collapse.
Also in this news area a high ranking member in the UK has taken over several companies and holding them hostage with his terms being that the UK invade the US. I would welcome this battle as we could takeover all but one British territory and see how they like being betrayed. However it doesn't feel good to be taken over and so I urge the British government not to do such a boneheaded move.
In US news Ireland has declared war on the United States. Oh no thats bad right? No its not a bad thing. What is going on is actually called a training war. A friendly country attacks an ally. That ally defends the territory and both sides are able to use the hospital to retain a high wellness and productivity rate. If you are new and you have already posted all of your what the heck articles on the forum... Don't worry I did this too before world war three and was corrected very rudely by experienced players. It's ok we all make mistakes simply apologize move on and send me a pm for mentoring.
Otherwise its been a slow news day. Ireland will attack Rhode Island later today use the battle to heal and gain exp. Use weapons if possible and as always wait till last login to do your damage as DOD orders may change. Always follow DOD orders prior to following supplementals such as mine.
Check out the Daily Fail. Todays subject the Collapse of Peace:
Check out todays Demotivational Picture. Todays subject the WII
Check out todays Hotness news. Todays subject is hotness duh.
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Dude, activate those links! Thanks for the shout out!
The links weren't working last night it was taking out my article.
Links work fine now.
Voted, thanks for the Trackback and lol at the pictures.