Load of BULL!
Day 1,963, 02:46
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by Nyx Lynx
My observation and analyses after the pre-election debate.
The answers were given by the opposition party and they were very hmm...intelligent?
Why is he Pak786 a better candidate over Shin Gouki?
The main gist of the answers were pretty much the following, ordered according to the frequency with which it was reiterate
1. He is nice
My contention: Who isn’t nice? If nice is the criterion then I should be the CP ASAP cos I am the nicest person in the universe
Jokes aside, Shin is also nice, I haven’t seen him drowning little kittens in a puddle or pushing old grannies into traffic. Have you Shin?
Also would being nice cut it?
If you are just nice you will get used like a doormat and a lab rat (used by parties to push their own agenda, pushed by other countries into accepting their agenda etc)
2. He is active
Well, I have seen Saudi Maroof, being very active in the media and also his energy is very high and HE ALSO USES CAPS. Maybe he should be the CP
3. He is trustworthy
And Shin is not? Dang it Shin, our plans to take all the monies and flee to Mars has been foiled! What do we do naow?!!
4. We should give newbies a chance
Based on this logic, again I should be CP, because I am newer than Pak678. Oh wait, let us check who joined the game just now and make him CP. That’s the newest blood on the block homie.
Again as I said a couple of days ago in the debate, why would you take such a huge risk especially when it is about the country?
5. He is tutored 1-2 hours everyday
Umm seriously? : P Well it is very evident that he is getting tutored, but if the material is documented, we can maybe start a mentoring program where everybody could make use of such gems of wisdom which transforms a newbie to CP material overnight
William Wallace if taken out of the crib with a sword thrust in his hand and pushed to battlefield will get his head chopped off in half a second. Skills are perfected over time.
Facepalm Chinese Agenda:
We will get our regions back from China atleast 5/10!
Now I know lots of Chinese in RL, and one thing I’ve learnt is to never underestimate the Chinese. The hunch-backed old blind man huddled up in the corner wearing tattered clothes and sipping roach soup could turn out to be a ninja Shaolin master x_x
I can almost visualize the highly “diplomatic” dialogue that would take place…
Nice CP: “Hey I am the new CP. I want to talk about getting our regions back. It is ours. Give it back? ”
Atracurium: “Hey nice to meet you. I was just about to take a bath. Do you mind if we can talk later?”
Nice CP: “Sure I will wait. How long will you take?”
Atracurium: “About 20 min. But if you are in a hurry, you can type to Wong right there. He is a nice guy in my cabinet.”
Atra points to the hunch-backed-old-blind-dude-sipping-roach-soup.
Nice CP: “No I will wait for 20 min”
Nice CP twiddles thumbs, looks outside the window admiring the cool blue sky, basking in the sweet rays of sun and following intently the vector of guinea fowls traversing the horizon.
After 40 min…
Nice CP: “Hello, are you there…?”
Morbid silence echoes from the other side.
Nice CP decides to get his daily tuitions for 1-2 hours…
Nice CP: “Hello? Are you there…?”
Yikes! Now I might be totally wrong. Well maybe they do have some tricks up their sleeves. Maybe Team NPP has managed to covertly PTO half of eChina? This is a game, so anything is possible! If that’s the case then I shall totally STFU. Tell me you have PTO’d half of eChina and I will be your total fan and join your partayyy!
Wishful thinking and building castles in the air is nice and I do admire the confidence, but I guess this is either over-confidence or just BS election promises
Also there are loads of other issues that were discussed, which you can find in the link below for the benefit of those who weren’t present to witness the debate.
Disclaimer: The above is intended to be humorous, hence taken in lighter vein and NOT in any way meant to offend anyone. Despite this, if someone chooses to get offended, STFU and man-up ya wuss …jk jk XD
My Verdict:
- Nyx Lynx
[Voted Shin Gouki for president!]
The answers were given by the opposition party and they were very hmm...intelligent?
Why is he Pak786 a better candidate over Shin Gouki?
The main gist of the answers were pretty much the following, ordered according to the frequency with which it was reiterate
😛
1. He is nice
My contention: Who isn’t nice? If nice is the criterion then I should be the CP ASAP cos I am the nicest person in the universe
😛
Jokes aside, Shin is also nice, I haven’t seen him drowning little kittens in a puddle or pushing old grannies into traffic. Have you Shin?
Also would being nice cut it?
If you are just nice you will get used like a doormat and a lab rat (used by parties to push their own agenda, pushed by other countries into accepting their agenda etc)
2. He is active
Well, I have seen Saudi Maroof, being very active in the media and also his energy is very high and HE ALSO USES CAPS. Maybe he should be the CP
🙂
3. He is trustworthy
And Shin is not? Dang it Shin, our plans to take all the monies and flee to Mars has been foiled! What do we do naow?!!
4. We should give newbies a chance
Based on this logic, again I should be CP, because I am newer than Pak678. Oh wait, let us check who joined the game just now and make him CP. That’s the newest blood on the block homie.
Again as I said a couple of days ago in the debate, why would you take such a huge risk especially when it is about the country?
5. He is tutored 1-2 hours everyday
Umm seriously? : P Well it is very evident that he is getting tutored, but if the material is documented, we can maybe start a mentoring program where everybody could make use of such gems of wisdom which transforms a newbie to CP material overnight
😃
William Wallace if taken out of the crib with a sword thrust in his hand and pushed to battlefield will get his head chopped off in half a second. Skills are perfected over time.
Facepalm Chinese Agenda:
We will get our regions back from China atleast 5/10!
Now I know lots of Chinese in RL, and one thing I’ve learnt is to never underestimate the Chinese. The hunch-backed old blind man huddled up in the corner wearing tattered clothes and sipping roach soup could turn out to be a ninja Shaolin master x_x
I can almost visualize the highly “diplomatic” dialogue that would take place…
Nice CP: “Hey I am the new CP. I want to talk about getting our regions back. It is ours. Give it back? ”
Atracurium: “Hey nice to meet you. I was just about to take a bath. Do you mind if we can talk later?”
Nice CP: “Sure I will wait. How long will you take?”
Atracurium: “About 20 min. But if you are in a hurry, you can type to Wong right there. He is a nice guy in my cabinet.”
Atra points to the hunch-backed-old-blind-dude-sipping-roach-soup.
Nice CP: “No I will wait for 20 min”
Nice CP twiddles thumbs, looks outside the window admiring the cool blue sky, basking in the sweet rays of sun and following intently the vector of guinea fowls traversing the horizon.
After 40 min…
Nice CP: “Hello, are you there…?”
Morbid silence echoes from the other side.
Nice CP decides to get his daily tuitions for 1-2 hours…
Nice CP: “Hello? Are you there…?”
Yikes! Now I might be totally wrong. Well maybe they do have some tricks up their sleeves. Maybe Team NPP has managed to covertly PTO half of eChina? This is a game, so anything is possible! If that’s the case then I shall totally STFU. Tell me you have PTO’d half of eChina and I will be your total fan and join your partayyy!
😃
Wishful thinking and building castles in the air is nice and I do admire the confidence, but I guess this is either over-confidence or just BS election promises
🙁How can you get 5 regions from China in one month? Still eludes me...
Also there are loads of other issues that were discussed, which you can find in the link below for the benefit of those who weren’t present to witness the debate.
Disclaimer: The above is intended to be humorous, hence taken in lighter vein and NOT in any way meant to offend anyone. Despite this, if someone chooses to get offended, STFU and man-up ya wuss …jk jk XD
My Verdict:
- Nyx Lynx
[Voted Shin Gouki for president!]
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Conqrulations ı liked it a lot hehehhhahha
Glad you liked it, your highness lol
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You guys should atleast encourage the new players to come forward.. I've been hearing from the party leaders that they want new blood to come forward and run ePakistan.. but when they come forward you just start disappointing and discouraging them with posts like these.. this might be funny for you but it is offensive for others especially the person in question.. no one is perfect.. it takes time to learn the game.. of course when someone new would come forward they would make promises like those. when i joined this game, i also wanted to keep attacking eChina until we got back our regions cause i didn't know much on how this game worked.. that doesn't mean that you should make fun of them.. its better to advice them instead.. I joined DPP because i saw its leaders helping other players instead of insulting and fighting them and i want this to remain.. not everyone would like you but that doesnot mean that you start insulting them..