Life in Australia

Day 2,707, 02:11 • Published in Australia Australia • by TheMaster13

I've been back in the game a short while, and I've been welcome by a dictatorship, a revolution, and then the farewell message from our CP.

Talk about eventful. Time to sit back and reflect on the Australian way of life.





*sigh* gotta wait for summer for the last part though 🙁

TIME FOR A JOKE! 😃

There I was sitting in a bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?", he said, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Aw Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve.....;

Then you show up and drink the whole Fucking thing.....!

But hey enough about me, how's your day going?"


Peace.