Lauren Eilola; I'm Calling you Out
Israel Stevens
This article is about 12 days overdue, but it turns out I’m extremely lazy in my retirement.
Lauren Eilola - I’m calling you out.
I’m sick of protecting my party from you during every single election. I don’t know whether you are a straight multi, or an oldfag returned. But either way, I’m done. I haven’t invested all this time to watch someone Free Area my party again. Despite your best efforts, you aren’t nearly as likeable nor hardworking as he was.
”The whole is greater than the sum of its parts”.
That quote defines my case against you. I do not have 1 indisputable proof, but I do have many small pieces.
-Not once have you acted like a new player.
You never asked for help. Never asked for food or weapons or money. You never had trouble understanding a module, or how something worked. The game may have been dumbed down, but there are still a few tricky aspects. But yet, you seem to understand all of them.
-No eUS Forums account.
At least not until you got into Congress. This tells me a lot. eUS Forums has an extensive list of known multi IPs. Avoiding the forums is good policy for any multi. Or even for an old player wanting to remain anonymous.
-No IRC presence.
Sure, not proof of a multi per se, considering that even great Americans like Largo rarely IRC, but for a newer player looking to get involved in politics, IRC is critical.
-A pretty girl on the internet.
What better way to build a following? A predictable move.
-Picking AMP.
Feds require party work to get into Congress, so that isn’t ideal.
USWP and WTP are on the eUS forums, and those reasons are outline above. You couldn’t get involved with their party without joining the forums.
LAP I don’t believe existed when you joined eRep, but it doesn’t matter considering that they are also on the eUS Forums.
That leaves AMP. The party with offsite forums. The party with a partially democratic Congress process, which allows you to build your following and get into Congress even if the Party leadership isn’t on board.
Yup. Good choice.
-Continuously Running for Office.
You have zero experience. You’ve never done anything outside of shouting in the party feed. You haven’t done your time. You haven’t spent months MMing the party. You haven’t published countless party articles. You haven’t spent time every single day recruiting for this party.
You have no real right to lead us; yet you consistently run for Party President.
At first it was written off as a n00b quirk. But now I firmly believe that it is malicious.
-Never removing yourself from the ingame ballot.
It was a rookie mistake the first month. But now you’ve crossed the line. At this point, you should know better.
Last election you pulled in 40 votes. 40! That is incredibly damaging not only to our party, but to the National ATO strategy as well. Instead of sending votes against clear threats, the Department of Homeland Security had to divert votes to the AMP to ensure Napalm’s victory. You were asked repeatedly to remove yourself, and you did not.
Not in a ‘Meta-game’ MU.
-The MU you are a Captain of, doesn’t provide supplies. After all these months in the game, you still haven’t picked a legit MU. Why not join the actual US Army and get food and guns? Or another eUS Mil branch? Or USAF? Or EZC? There are tons of MUs that support, cater and recruit new players. But yet… there you sit.
None of these things make you a multi on their own. But together, they paint a much different picture.
Either way, the gig is up. You had your chance, and you came up short. Thanks for playing. GG, no re.
If you are an older player returned, then stop dicking around and actually do some work. Game is dead and people move up rapidly with minimal work. Just look at that Presidential Cabinet.
And if by some slim margin, you are in fact a legitimate account, then stop being dumb. Join a real MU. Get on IRC and get yourself a deputy position so that you can actually be Party President, and we can stop worrying about you.
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Comments
Wow.
This needed to be said.
I thought most of it last month. Glad to see I wasn't alone.
Nice job IS
Harsh but true. Filing a multi ticket right now.
OH SNAP
I'll not forget that they got into congress and failed to actually participate, but claimed it as experience. Had so much activity, every inactive and unreliable congressman was easily spotted. >>
oh my.
Meow! ♥
Intriguing conjecture; any archive footage of the drumhead trial?
is it so?
hmm
So I should've not been offline for four days instead of going to make sure my sister was okay after she broke her leg in a car accident? Wow, you take this game far too seriously. I already apologized for that, and you have major anger issues. Ask anyone in the party if I have not sent out multiple PM's in the retention department over the past few months. I also average a post every few days on the forums, which is more than almost all AMP members. I don't have time to sit online and chit chat all day, SORRY! I do what I can, and I do quite a bit. This game isn't that hard to learn either. We're not exactly talking about EVE. And yes, there are a few "nerdy" "pretty" girls out there. I have a substantial online presence that you can go track if you want to be a creeper.
/me goes and tracks Lauren Ellola
" I have a substantial online presence that you can go track if you want to be a creeper. "
Yes, it's not difficult to build things like an FB page to match the eRep account at all is it lol (even down to it being the same picture?! really?!)
Except in those 4 days you were gone you maintained an eRep presence by training, working, and fighting every single day, yet you were unable to drop from a ballot...
That is a lie. Prove it. It's not true. Now you're against me? Why... because I almost beat you in our primary? I thought this party encouraged competition... but since you forum banned me, guess I was wrong.
eGov data doesn't lie (http://www.egov4you.info/citizen/history/8154728)
And Jack Mensley was the one who authorized the ban fyi.
You are not Lauren Eilola. Her sister was not in a car accident. You stole her identity and her pictures and you have been caught. Just walk away, pal. This is getting sad.
I agree. This is VERY sad OBLIGE
One thing id like to say is, how is anyone supposed to get experience in the party positions if no one even checks the intern applications, i know this because i filled one out A MONTH. AGO i came to this party because what i heard and saw about AMP, now that i have finally joined the party it's nothing like what it seemed like. According to your reasons above im a multi too! I came wanting to help out, but it seems like the only one who knows how to respond to someone is lauren. She has been more of a friend then this entire party as been to me. I go on irc every now and then and what do i see? Silence, i try to liven it up and say something, guess what i got? Silence. I am sick and tired of this party, i am sad that it has come to this and i am sad that i havent had the chance to help, looks like its back to LAP for me.
There are those who come to a party to contribute and be a part of a team, a community; and there are those who are always asking "what's in it for me?". AMP has always been a party of opportunity, but you get what you put in. I'm sorry you feel the way you do, and I hope you find what you seek in LAP.
I can honestly say that AMP's IRC channel isn't as dead as you make out. You probably got on at a shit hour, because activity comes in waves on IRC and I've seen proper chatter at least once daily in #AMP for a while now, and I idle in all but LAP's channel. Can't comment on the rest, as I'm not AMP.
When did he mention anything about you being a girl?
I believe he was talking about the eus forums not the amp forums sweetie.
All in all there was no anger in his article. He stated his opinion on you. Which honestly is a tad justified. A lot of what he said throws up flags. Whats wrongbwith him acting on those flags? Would you not do the same if you felt that way?
GG WP. Israel's on a roll. Riot pls nerf.
oum. nice
i'v joined the AMP first when i start playing
i have requested for access to forum but no one accepts me for more than a week
she was one of the few people in AMP that msg me few times
she has a decoration.
i'm not sure if you are right😐
FIST
Outstanding, my thoughts exactly. Thanks for putting it all together IS!
@Lauren: I already have said what I think about you and the way you do things, so I won't go into it again. I will say that I agree with IS here, and I'm glad he put it together in such a straightforward, no nonsense way. You're right it's just a game, but it is a GAME! Play by the rules or GTFO of my party.
@Thomas Killah: There may be things wrong with the system, but this article isn't about that system. It's about a player who (at least to me and IS here) seems to be trying to play the system and take things over for themselves. I'm sorry you haven't had a good experience with the intern program, but when I was PP I told people to contact me directly if they were interested in party work. Have you tried talking to the current PP, or just fired out the application and hoped someone would contact you? That's where I'd start instead of publicly throwing things out there like that.
@Newbs(players less than a year old): You can't just expect to jump into a party and be a top dog. The people in leadership have put in months and months of work, and the best way you can do that is to be persistent in contacting people in power within the party. Don't tell them you deserve a position because honestly you don't. Tell them you want to help the party in any way you can and you want to get involved. If you don't hear from them right away, shoot them another message. They have a metric s*** ton on their plate, so you might have got lost in the mix. Be persistent and don't give up. If all else fails, send me a message. Let me know who you've tried talking to and what you said and I'll see what I can do. I'm not in the party cabinet, but I am part of the leadership of this party and I'll see what I can do to help you out.
Damn that was long....maybe next time I'll actually just write an article.....
TL😃R I agree with IS here, quit messing with my party Lauren!
The best part of this article was learning that Free Area is now a verb.
Lauren, I still think you're cool 😁.
Thanks. 🙂 They banned me on our forums. I didn't do anything.
Yes, you did. You stole Lauren's identity/pcitrues without permission: https://twitter.com/TheLolaLife/status/446176476560248832
eRepublik character assassination at its finest
and I thought the UK politics was bad...
Hey guys, just a heads up. Whomever is behind the Lauren Eilola account is not the real Lauren. We discovered this earlier today when someone from this site tweeted Lauren with the weird pretender's profile page. They stole her photographs and personal info from her various social media sites and are using them against her will. Please don't support this weird, predatory creep who is stealing someone's identity for personal gain.
Proof: https://twitter.com/TheLolaLife/status/446176476560248832
Interesting how the "real" me knows to check Israel's old article.