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For all people not affected by the human virus and mental disease known as Dionism, eSweden is a great country. It has come to my knowledge that a vote will be held in the New World where it shall be voted whether eKosovo shall be a sovereign country or be part of eSerbia. As the chief of eSweden I feel obliged to raise the question to why such a vote be taken place when the obvious solution would be to add all eCountries where they really belong: in eSweden.


An illustration from 1689 in Olof Rudbeck's book Atlantica where he shows himself surrounded by Hesiod, Plato, later known as 'the wigs' or Admin, Aristotle, Apollodorus, Tacitus, Odysseus, Ptolemy, Plutarch and Orpheus.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaus_Rudbeck

Olaus Rudbeck (also known as Olof Rudbeck the Elder, to distinguish him from his son, and occasionally with the surname Latinized as Olaus Rudbeckius) (September 13, 1630 Västerås – December 12, 1702) was a Swedish scientist and writer, professor of medicine at Uppsala University and for several periods rector magnificus of the same university. He was the son of Bishop Johannes Rudbeckius, who was personal chaplain to King Gustavus Adolphus, and the father of botanist Olof Rudbeck the Younger. Rudbeck is primarily known for his contributions in two fields: human anatomy and linguistics, but he was also accomplished in many other fields including music and botany. (He established the first botanical garden in Sweden at Uppsala, called Rudbeck's Garden, but which was renamed a hundred years later for his son's student, the botanist Carolus Linnaeus.) More known as Carl von Linné.



Between 1679-1702, Rudbeck dedicated himself to contributions in historical-linguistics patriotism, writing a 3,000-page treatise in four volumes called Atlantica (Atland eller Manheim in Swedish) where he purported to prove that Sweden was Atlantis, the cradle of civilization, and Swedish the original language of Adam from which Latin and Hebrew had evolved
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaus_Rudbeck

As you all can see, its an obvious and undisputed fact that Sweden is the cradle of civilization. The state of Sweden has already won a legal dispute against Sid Meyer who has promised to name the next version of his successful game to 'Sweden the civilization' and the player who chose to play as Sweden wins.

As elected chief of eSweden its my duty to demand to the wigs that all countries shall be added to eSweden, that Swedish shall be used as official language on the site and that all communications with the wigs shall be in proper Swedish. Further more that all resources shall be added to eSweden and that no fighter who isn't a eSwede should ever be called a God of War.
As a natural result of this the wigs should also declare that eSweden has won everything.

Yours in war
Misho

 
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Alfons Haschberg
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Alfons Haschberg Day 1,422, 10:17

TRUE!

 
aovelhanegra
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aovelhanegra Day 1,422, 10:19

now i am missing agentchieftain..

 
Reina Borg
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Reina Borg Day 1,422, 10:22

V

 
Misho
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Misho Day 1,422, 10:23

aovelhanegra, as you can see its obvious that Swedes also outlives the most dedicated Dionists. If you commit yourself to a religion where the God first takes all your gold, then all your waifus and then die. Then you are in trouble.

 
Porosus
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Porosus Day 1,422, 10:26

holyshiteyoureback.jpeg

Also: I killed Erwin the Finlander.

 
Larm
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Larm Day 1,422, 10:27

I want a poll if Skane is a independet country or not!

 
Larm
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Larm Day 1,422, 10:27

bah spelling

 
Misho
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Misho Day 1,422, 10:28

Porosus,

Erwin has proven before that he possess the power to resurrect I wouldn't count him out just because he appear to be dead. Dio however.. well.

 
Sizzla
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Sizzla Day 1,422, 10:35

V

 
akrom bopal
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akrom bopal Day 1,422, 10:45

As a natural result of this the wigs should also declare that eSweden has won everything. x2

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Zoli
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Zoli Day 1,422, 10:46

Zoli 4 Potus!

 
lord galin
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lord galin Day 1,422, 10:54

o7

 
Coyote Starrk
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Coyote Starrk Day 1,422, 11:21

Sigismund III Vasa approves this article.

 
mrle1982
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mrle1982 Day 1,422, 11:30

Kosovo je srce Srbije

 
Caelo
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Caelo Day 1,422, 11:42

Article approved.

o7

 
Gil-galad
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Gil-galad Day 1,422, 12:12

Wonderful.

o7

 
vingaer
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vingaer Day 1,422, 12:34

mr von linne had birthday on the same day as me, which confirms that kosovo is indeed swedish.

 
Valnad
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Valnad Day 1,422, 13:30

aovelhanegra >

Let me just quote the last encounter between agentchieftain and Misho, as a reminder for future reference:

Misho: I am your father.
agentchieftain: http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

 
Iain Keers
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Iain Keers Day 1,422, 13:39

There is no God but Dio

 
Julius Mann
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Julius Mann Day 1,422, 14:24

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Fredrok
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Fredrok Day 1,422, 14:26

I approve this article!

 
Jon Barack Bluejacket
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Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 1,422, 17:18

I miss you, Sweden.

Can't we work this out?

I can't believe you dumped me for Poland.

 
MrBromley
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MrBromley Day 1,423, 04:23

misho is sweden
we are sweden
sweden got into the eurocup and have won
????
esweden is win.

 
Maegalodonus
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Maegalodonus Day 1,423, 06:55

Linnaeus, Rudbeckius, Magnificus... for some unfathomable reason I approve of them.

However, I must refuse, or at least pospone my approval of your proposition until Lulea is renamed Loleus.

 
Angua Whisper
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Angua Whisper Day 1,423, 09:34

So very true.

 
Angua Whisper
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Angua Whisper Day 1,423, 09:37

Oh my. at lvl 27 I am the LOWEST lvl person commenting. Is eRep becoming an old folks home ?

 
Jetzetan
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Jetzetan Day 1,423, 11:31

Nice article:-)

 
Publius
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Publius Day 1,424, 07:51

wb and noff noff

 
Alfons Haschberg
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Alfons Haschberg Day 1,425, 08:43

Angua , akrom bopal is level 26