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kitteh ... the softer side of scrab
Okay ... not everyone was happy about my last article. Everyone thinks that I'm mean and nasty ... and sometimes they are right. I don't suffer fools very well nor do I like putting up with a bunch of BS. Hence, the my two biggest projects that are going on this term are assigned to Harrison Richardson (building a new alliance) and Tiacha & Ananias (the feasibility of USA Primaries). I have utmost faith in these people to do a remarkable job and to filter out the BS and obstructionist crap before it gets to me.
That being said ... I will dedicate the rest of this space to a collection of cute kittehs. So please look at the kittehs and think of how much nicer that eRep would be if we all just had a lolcatz day. Oh, and watch out for the one scary image. It's the most fearsome thing in nature: a bear ... holding a shark! Oh noes!
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That being said ... I will dedicate the rest of this space to a collection of cute kittehs. So please look at the kittehs and think of how much nicer that eRep would be if we all just had a lolcatz day. Oh, and watch out for the one scary image. It's the most fearsome thing in nature: a bear ... holding a shark! Oh noes!
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJVoxIsQVJk/SjQemsIQI1I/AAAAAAAAK3k/3mL_v_8z00A/s200/bearholdingshark.JPG[/img]
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Another great article
USA Primaries. Sounds great! Will they be like in RL inside parties or you just want to get one candidate for all parties?
AAAAHHHH! The bear scareded me!!!!! Bad scrabman!
Small children play this game Scrabby! That bear picture is pretty intense.
haha
oh scrabman.
lol
hahahaha, nice stuff
Ha proof manbearshark exists
Scrabman, support freedom for Greece and Israel!
A national LOLCAT day would be good too.
Aww, I never knew Scrab had a sensitive side. So adorable.
So, it´s a fact. A bear will always win versus a shark...
I got pics!
Is that a Seabear? Good thing it wasn't a Searhinosaurus.
so is this you trying to apologize?
Did I SAY that I apologize?
I'm allergic.
This article is not only funny and adorable, but slightly frightening! Nice one scrab. (I like the evil side better.)
I love kittens.
Bears are the number one threat to america right now
Best article ever!
Kittens?! MY EYES ARE BURNING!
MUST --- KILL --- INNOCENT --- CREATURES!!!
Truly, Mr. President, I'm glad you take your prominient media position so seriously; especially after the fallout of your last article.
I keep trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I find my patience wearing thin with your antics.
I understand trying to keep the game fun, and make light of the situation, but this is hardly the time.
Verily, I say to thee, phhhht!
>lolcatz day
AKA, Caturday?
i love kitties too!
>my two biggest projects that are going on this term are assigned to Harrison Richardson (building a new alliance) and Tiacha & Ananias (the feasibility of USA Primaries)
So like, do you do anything besides push things off on other people and act like a jackass? Because that was totally my plan when I was thinking of running. If it actually works, then I'm in
Also, if you're going to do that whole sarcastic-response-to-your-detractors-wh o-are-telling-you-to-lighten-up thing, then, as a president, you are expected to be slightly creative. Oh wait, I've seen your poetry, there isn't a creative bone in your body lol
eRepublik caturday wut?
Boooooooo. Hissssssss.
What an excellent way to respond to criticism. Totally makes me want to take your side.
I'm a big fan of the kitties too (which is why I chose to work for Angry Kitten). Bears and sharks freak me out.
WAIT!!!! Are you telling us, you're a pussy?
Scrabman, you are a strange child. **grin**
Emerick... somewhere between left field and Twilight Zone.
cats are allergic to me.
lolcatz day!!! I'm so excited
I would've preferred a set of jangling, shiny keys.
LOLCAT day, ftw!
whats with the cats?
oh! caiptain my caiptan. voted. those cats look fresh and tender. i say a lemon baste will go well on them
What do you do if you accidentally made it blatantly clear that your true intentions are to use PTO scare tactics to destroy opposing political parties, control votes that don't belong to you, and ensure one party rule? You put up kittens and hope everyone forgets about it. Nice try Scrabman but we're still on to you....sir, Mr. President.
Voted for Bear holding a Shark
"I have utmost faith in these people to do a remarkable job and to filter out the BS and obstructionist crap before it gets to me."
So... are you admitting that the info you got about "peace spies" in an American Party was a BS which was given to you?
If the answer is "NO", then here is second question:
So... if the BS was not given to you by your puppets, then did you make that BS about "peace spies" by yourself?
So, when the primary commission finishes, are you gonna get me a kittah as a present? I'll love you forever
Great article!
AHHHH! My baby got stole by a bear holding a shark!
Good article scrabman
I just vant to make sure I understand vhat I'm seeing here. The President of the eUnited States refers to ctitics as "anklebiters" and "butthole hater trolls". He gets a lot of heat for it. The next time he speaks up, he refers to criticism as "BS and obstructionist crap", but thinks a bunch of kittens vill somehov soothe everyone's nerves.
I'm not imagining this, this is really happening in eAmerica...?
Raise minimum wage, I can't afford food.
lol, ahh eAmerican politics at its best
Did the bear hurt the shark?
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you have no softer side
this is pure catogranda!
Well duh, it's Caturday.
It's all too obvious that Scrabs plays for the lulz.
So,govern yourselves accordingly.
At least we don't get a CP shitstorm here.
also, does anyone else enjoy multi-hunting?
Yo Scrab! What's with ignoring all the other people working on the Primary Commission? Do you not love us?
Hey Emerick. Nice to see you call someone a faggot, or fgt. You fail, dick.
John, atleast Emerick is constructive, unlike you.
Don't try to redeem yourself. It's not working.
In fact, you aren't even apologizing for calling people "anklebiters" and "butthole hater trolls", or your statements that were basically saying that the Federalists were traitors to eAmerica.
AAAAAAAAAAAAChu, I am alergic to those damb things. Great my eyes are swelling up now. Thanks Scrab!!!
Heil Scrabman o/
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Darn it, Scrab! Don't you know us game play types are allergic to cute?
Kittens are the best
so cute
This is even better drunk.
We can has Caturday?
Fact: Bears eat beats.
Hey that's not funny. My baby got stole by a bear holding a shark.
And THAT is why we keep electing him as President!!!
Yay for Scrabman!
amazing
This is peace propaganda.
reported for shark abuse
Mr Obvious, I think there's a bear in my crawl space.
... and it just caught jaws!!!
and the cats are freakin out!!
You use of cats disturbs me.
Nothing will deter us from the truth, no matter how lovely those cats are.
Great Pics and great artical too.
President Scrabman:
As you know, we've had a lot of pretty much knock-down, drag-out debates over issues from taxation to foreign policy, in articles, the forums, and PM's.
(shifting audience) Yet, I have always been treated with dignity and respect by the Scrab, even though there's a lot we don't agree on.
If you are willing to engage him using logical arguments, you will get a civil response, even if it's not the one you want (goddess knows, I've tried. ) If you can't live with that response, that's on you. He's President of the largest eCountry in the world. He has to make hard and often unpleasant decisions.
But if you launch into a bunch of ad hominem attacks, you will lose his interest, and get an appropriately brusque reply.
By the way, I think the shark vs. bear contest is fixed.
It's obviously on land, so the bear is winning.
What if it was in the ocean?
In that battle, my money's on the shark.
Jon Barack Bluejacket
OMG!!! KITTEHS!!!
*ABC chases all the kittens around the room and just ignores the bear holding the shark.*
Sneaky!
*rolls my eyes*
Scrabman: The pro-kitteh administration. Take it to the bank.
I dont hate you anymore ... lol
Matza
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I really don't know why anyone would be annoyed at our president, our economy seems fine, nobody is going to be able to conquer us, so why be annoyed at the president? Don't fix what ain't broke, good job scrab IMO.
APOLOGY: Although I was suspicious of Scrabman's alterior motives for things like the formation of the US AirForce, I tried to voice my support, giving him the benefit of the doubt. It wasn't until the Federalist disband comment that broke it for me. However, I just read the Federalist response and their entire party practically is conciliatory over Scrabman's comments. With that, plus the kittens, I therefore move back to square one and give Scrabman the honor due our elected Commander and Chief, assuming he is putting eUSA's best interest ahead of his own until there is clear proof to the contrary other than a Vulcan goetee.
After looking at those pictures, I can't remember what all the commotion was about. Propaganda FTW!
yay...kittys!
Ryan_5 wrote: so is this you trying to apologize?
oh, just shut up.
Yay for people who are so easily manipulated by fucking cats.
That's what I thought. No reply when you know that you are wrong. haha.
Keep it up Crabby.
I know that bear but trogdor is better.
Complete bullshit.
JBB: Scrabman responds to articles that make these arguments you're demanding with 'tl:dr' if he responds at all.
I know my party is, once again, going to roll over and continue to try and get everyone to play nice. We are the #6 party and he is the President...what else can we really do? Scrabman still won't apologize for completely making things up in an effort to eliminate our party, even after some of the Federalist Party members APOLOGIZED FOR REACTING TO IT. So, I guess we'll just keep talking about this every other week until we have a new PRESIDENT that respects the position.
Bears are not the number one threat. Bears HOLDING SHARKS are the number one threat to America.
you suck
Putting up kittens to distract the general population from your wrongs seems to be an effective tactic. *Noted*
no bears are the number 2 threat the number 1 is chuck norris
rofl
@ roflolmao: "Yay for people who are so easily manipulated by f*cking cats." (my edit of the swear word, so not to risk a ban).
As an attorney, I feel it is only fair to warn residents of the State of Washington (and several others, I believe) that actually "f*cking cats", or any other animal, wild or domestic, is a felony.
They may seem cute and cuddly, but know where to draw the line. Stick with porn if necessary.
An informed public is a an empowered public.
JBB
Oh, man, this article was so dead-on that it made me all of a sudden support you 100% and I think I am also in love with you...
Really though, why is it that anyone who throws up a photo of a LuLz Kat or a kitten being cute almost strongarms the people to vote/like someone? From now on, I'm going to just post a photo of a kitten in all my campaign articles. Just think, if Navy woulda posted a photo of a kitten in a burglar's mask, the people would have loved him again....
Also, if George Pumpkinette, who has a kitty as his avatar didn't fall for this... well, then none of us should. Rock on "Pumpkin Titz!"
good article Mr. President