King Woldy : The Man The Myth The Legend !!!
Kravenn
The unauthorized biography
One of the most famous eUK citizen is probably our beloved King Woldy. Most of us know him as King but he had several job before being our King.
This is probably the first picture that we have from Woldy
he was “only” Prince Woldy at that time
Unfortunately, I was unable to find from his childhood till the moment of he finished school.
At the end of it : He briefly was hippie
But one thing is sure : Woldy is a sex-symbol and he meet lot of women (even if he tried to remain modest : these pictures must be showed to our population)
MI6
But no need to hide it, Woldy loves to live dangerously and he decided to join MI6 where he was the most brillant secret agent that we have.
Good news : We were able to find some pictures from his exploits
On one of his first missions
Shortly after it : He was send to France (and once again : his mission was a full succes)
Still in mission in France (but on a nudist beach)
Special Agent Woldy in Spain.
Still Woldy, a bit nervous between 2 missions.
But his best mission was the chinese one, not only about the success of his mission but because he found there his future wife.
His chinese mission was quite simple (on the paper) but has high risk : That’s why it was impossible to send there someone else than him. He needed to dissolve a chinese terrorist group
Woldy having some fun with a chinese (at beijing Airport)
Undercover in China
After he found the leader of the terrorist group
My apologies for the low quality of the following pictures
Their Chief in fire
Woldy at his best
Just before defeating the group leader.
Like I mentionned it : He rescued his future wife
Stop dreamining, it will be Mrs Woldy
Retirement as Secret Agent
After the famous chinese mission, Mrs Woldy was able to convice to stop to put his live in danger as secret agent.
Woldy decided to enter in politics but only after being married with his love
Probably Woldy’s best day
And another romantic picture
Shortly after that : Woldy joined The Unity party and he was elected 3 times in a row as Prime Minister (+ another 3 terms later)
Woldy before talking to UK population
Talking with his minister of defence
Speaking with Josh Frost (Former President of United States)
And even as Prime minister he was able to put his life in a danger to keep United Kingdom safed
After saving 10 Downing Street
That’s not all, We were able to find a secret picture where Woldy explained to UK’s Allies the danger that Eden represent for our countries
Life after 10 downing street
Shortly after leaving 10 Downing street, and after lot of rumors, Woldy (who always remained humble) decided to admit that he was now our King
Probably the best day of his life after his marriage
One last thing, He has a secret power : He can walk on water
Hail Woldy and Long Life to King Woldy the wise !!!!
Comments
😃 Nice one
I deny everything!
Too late !!! The truth is revealed
Hail King Woldy! o7
all hail the queen .
opps , king i mean
uncle Woldy had a farm ea ea ea oe.
and on that farm he had a crow, tuurrp, turrrp, tup,
with a oing, with a behhhh,...
uncle Woldy had a farm
and on that farm he had a goat, eieieiea, oaa
with a french, with a swede, with a serb, with a french aea i oie
uncle Woldy had a farm aeeaa ,
and that farm had mud iaiaia ou.
and uncle Woldy pretended to be a king
ea, aeawa, oa,
and he was only a farmer ea ,ea ao.
Is he the most elected prime minister we've ever had? I know Dish has had a few goes, as has Jamesw.
no surprise eUK ranking 27 with a couple of Talon mandates, another Kravenn's, one Keers and three Woldy's, the country is teetering with such a losers.
anyway , how brilliantly you pretend :
a) to appropiate of the greatness of Peter Sellers
b) to be anyhow above of the rest of eUK folk (although I admit that this is a typical TUPish behaviour).
Danie Fox : Jamesw and Woldy have both 6 terms as UK Prime minister. Dish has 5 CP medals but he had at least 1 in Mexico, and maybe another one in USA (not sure if medals were created at that time)
I think that using someone else as your avatar to such an extent as this, is a bit creepy.
TBH Goku, I'm jealous that I didn't steal Peter Sellers as my own eRep Identity. What an absolute legend.
The true art of Avatars is to find a character or actor that has enough images to be used in different situations for articles.
Woldy was just smart if you ask me.
Can we trust a king that is able to do such things?
Can we trust articles publishing miracles?
Can we trust a married man?
Yes we can have fun.
Long live the King