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Kandidatura za predsednika (also in english 4 my PL friends)

Day 2,144, 00:54 • Published in Poland Slovenia

• by Madafakr

(Slovenia only)
Draga Slovenija. Odločil sem se, da vam zaradi poplave predvolilnih člankov tudi sam predstavim svojo ekipo, s katero bom zasedel predsedniški in vse kongresniške stolčke.

EKIPA

vCP: Novljan - ker me dopolnjuje

Ministrstvo za obrambo: Novljan
Ob Novljanu se počutim zašćiten.

Ministrstvo za zunanje zadeve: Novljan
Ob Novljanu se počutim zunanje. Zunaj je zrak bolj čist kot notri, kjer stalo spuščam prdce.

Ministrstvo za notranje zadeve: Novljan
Ob Novljanu se počutim notranje (No homo).

Ministrstvo za finance: Novljan
Ob Novljanu se počutim, da moja denarnica poka po šivih (ker mi razreže šive in ven pobere ves denar).

Ministrstvo za socialo: Novljan
Ob Novljanu se počutim, kot da sem na socialni pomoči. Nič mi ni treba delati, a vseeno dobim €€€.

Ministrstvo za informiranje: Novljan
Novljan je Edi Pucer in Boštjan Lajovic v eni osebi

For my PL friends:
Dear Slovenija. Since there are so many articles about CP elections i desided to present you my own team with which I will sit on president seat, and all of the congresmen seats ASSwell.

TEAM

vCP: Novljan - because he completes me

Mo😨 Novljan
He makes me feel so safe.

MoFa: Novljan
He makes me feel like I m outside. The air is cleaner outside, because its harder to smell if you fart.

MoIA: Novljan
He makes me feel inside (No homo).

Finance minister: Novljan
He makes my wallet lighter.

Press minister: Novljan
Novljan is Edward Snowden and Robin Scherbatsky in one person.