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Kami Competition Entry: Sheogorath

Day 2,444, 12:43 • Published in Canada Norway

• by Major Lee Hung

I'm bad at poems,
I wish I could write.
Contrary to rumours,
I don't really bite.

I like ice cream,
I love beer too.
Without these ingredients,
I could never love you.

Apologies to my foe,
But you're going down.
My poem is better,
And please don't frown.

10 for power,
10 for grammar.
Give me less,
I'll hit you with a hammer.

Thank you thank you!