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The Diligent Work of Our Cabinet Members

Day 2,565, 04:31 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Ser Fartsalot

Live feed from the gov,euk,org gives some insight into the daily routine of UK Cabinet members:

Unelected Country President suezo31 waiting for the end of the work day

Minister of Defense hollenboer getting ready to liberate LondEn

2nd Minister of Defense Neil Lewis preparing another exclusive Friday article

Deputy Minister of Education Madelina de Melrose escaping from jail where she was serving her time for the overthrow of previous government and defamation (supposed banning of hollenboer on #MoD channel)

Results so far:

- no contact with previous members of Congress or MUs
- no orders
- no plans
- wasted 40k on CO
- sabotaged RW attempts
- no public support for allies
- total disregard for public opinion
- no fun articles, nothing!
- win-loss: 0-29... and counting

Total, complete and utter fail!

Comments

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,565, 04:32

Best UK Cabinet ever.

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,566, 07:23

this would never happen under an Appleby governent

WayneKerr Day 2,566, 17:07

nothing happens under an Appleby government...

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,567, 04:39

'xctly

Luke Braferd Day 2,565, 04:43

you forgot alan202 here.

be careful,
"I blame alex, I blame alex, I blame alex, I blame alex..."
rage will flood this article..

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,565, 04:46

I'd put him in but he's just a tool without any title. A brainless 'party' drone.

Arabtec Day 2,565, 04:45

Great article
The fact your government
In a manner Cynical 😃

Valyrian Dragonlord Day 2,565, 12:10

Addaway Day 2,565, 14:03

trufax

Maximus.Decimus.Meridius. Day 2,565, 22:02

hahaha, brilliant

why did you impeach alex again?

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,566, 01:43

They pretty much hated his guts for ages. Read my Alex articles, soon I'll get to the part where he won presidency and the s*it he had to deal with every day and not just him.

Gali. Day 2,566, 01:11

No fun articles?

You forget the mighty MoEnt!

Addaway Day 2,566, 01:47

lol

Rob the Bruce Day 2,566, 04:13

I blame the MoHA

Ohwait...

Tangbod Day 2,566, 01:54

Rather than keep blaming each other shouldn't "we" be working together to regain some of our regions, I'm sick of all this finger pointing blame-game crap

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,566, 02:25

Agreed. Problem is none of them is responding to my private messages or getting online.

Luke Braferd Day 2,566, 04:58

how arrogant...

Aultman Day 2,566, 10:37

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/25-comments-part-2-of-4--2468335/1/20

Mr Woldy Day 2,566, 13:55

the ruling class has abandoned us

Addaway Day 2,566, 16:53

Time for a Royal takeover, you can be our eWilliam of Orange

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