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Joke of the Day

Day 1,866, 00:53 Published in Canada Canada by Homer J Simpson


A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home so she puts her lover in the closet not realizing that her son is hiding in there.



The little boy says ''It's dark in here''
The man replies ''Yes, it is''
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"





In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."





A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."




They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!''
 

Comments

Exalted Druid
Exalted Druid Day 1,866, 00:58

lol Well done Sir.

Gooffree
Gooffree Day 1,866, 02:05

A good one :o))

TheBurningMan
TheBurningMan Day 1,866, 08:30

That kid is the best troll in the world.

Rylde
Rylde Day 1,866, 11:24

lol

ha

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 1,866, 12:44

lol

TemujinBC
TemujinBC Day 1,866, 16:58

I don't get it

Chochi
Chochi Day 1,866, 17:00

You got two chuckles from this household.

Doctor of Souls
Doctor of Souls Day 1,866, 17:41

Clever and funny ^^

JaxTaylor
JaxTaylor Day 1,866, 17:43

That is a good one, keep it up

Acacia Mason
Acacia Mason Day 1,866, 18:02

Lol well done...I will say though, it was the best $1000 I ever spent

ragalanow jadon
ragalanow jadon Day 1,866, 19:10

lol the best, well done.

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,866, 22:05

lol

TheSmoke
TheSmoke Day 1,866, 22:56

Very good, would have made more sense if it was the priest and the boy having an affair of sorts though...

SpockPQ
SpockPQ Day 1,867, 05:09

lol o7

 
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