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Joke of the Day!

Day 1,872, 14:49 by Homer J Simpson
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.





The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on entry fees at a hockey match instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't watched hockey in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."





The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and hockey."
 

Comments

Simonymous
Simonymous Day 1,872, 14:52

хахаах

TheBurningMan
TheBurningMan Day 1,872, 15:00

lololololololololol

cyber ninja
cyber ninja Day 1,872, 15:25

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cyber ninja has died of suffocation of laughter. Moment of silence.

Damien Wolf
Damien Wolf Day 1,872, 15:47

lol

Marshal858
Marshal858 Day 1,872, 16:18

ROFL

catchef
catchef Day 1,872, 16:49

Good one

chewytaz
chewytaz Day 1,872, 19:29

So what happens with the NHL lockout then? you all become hobos?

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,872, 20:46

lols

I thought of Rylde. xD

I-Bleed-Blue-93
I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 1,872, 22:03

HAH.

Muglack
Muglack Day 1,873, 23:03

Don't worry Mary. Rylde doesn't like hockey.

He's an Oilers fan.

Leo Balzac
Leo Balzac Day 1,873, 23:40

o7

MCA421
MCA421 Day 1,873, 23:45

HA

Marcus Suridius
Marcus Suridius Day 1,873, 00:29

hahahaahahaha

Exalted Druid
Exalted Druid Day 1,873, 02:20

Truth! My wife needs to see this.

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,873, 05:41

lmao!

GranZeus
GranZeus Day 1,873, 05:56

jajajajajajaja lololololooloo come on!!! jajajaja xD

Axithe
Axithe Day 1,873, 06:18

Good one.

VastlyFrozen
VastlyFrozen Day 1,873, 06:36

wow lol nice one!

Xrune
Xrune Day 1,873, 06:43

At first I was like, "Hockey?"
And then I realized you were Canadian.
Good joke!

Tabithi
Tabithi Day 1,873, 06:52

lol

Jaffle
Jaffle Day 1,873, 07:37

I like it.

Wilhelm Gunter
Wilhelm Gunter Day 1,873, 08:39

@ Muglack: LOL!

ligtreb
ligtreb Day 1,873, 11:12

Hilarious.

T.E. Lwrence
T.E. Lwrence Day 1,873, 13:20

class

Homer J Simpson
Homer J Simpson Day 1,873, 14:05

@Xrune - I'm actually Aussie, just thought hockey would go down better in eCan

KyleDr
KyleDr Day 1,874, 13:02

The LockOut has pushed us halfway there ... Maybe it's grounds for a class action ...

 
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