Join the SFP! Reason #1...
Day 954, 18:00
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by Silas Soule
Why You Should Join the Socialist Freedom Party Reason #1:
Annoy the Heck Out of Pizza the Hutt!
This is the first of a series of articles on why you - yes YOU! - should join the eUSA's most interesting small party: the Socialist Freedom Party (SFP).
The SFP has been bouncing around in the top tier of Sixth Parties ever since May 2009. At present, the party is #7 in size in the eUSA, trailing behind the Republican Party at #6.
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The Republican Party contains a number of honorable players. OK. But it is also home to the notorious Pizza the Hutt, née Ajay Bruno. And srsly. This bunch of boring Ronald Reagan clones couldn't think up anything more clever than naming their party "the Republican Party"? Oy gevalts. I mean, WTF? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
The Socialist Freedom Party, on the other hand, has been the incubator of all sorts of cool ideas like communes and independent paramilitaries.
Not to mention that a whole series of pretty awesome characters have emerged from the SFP. Meanwhile, the Republicans main claim to fame is sponsoring one the most sordid players on the planet for Congress.
Pizza the Hutt has spent most of his various eRep lives accusing everybody and anybody of being a "liberal", a "socialist", a "communist", "anti-Christian", ad nauseum. All the while plotting against the country, bad-mouthing the workers, and promoting himself as if he were the next Emerick. Well, Mr. The Hutt, you're no Emerick!
Citizens! Soldiers! Patriots! In this game, Socialism and Freedom go hand-in-hand! So be bold! Be smart! And have a bit of fun! Join the SFP!
To the radical workers in the US Workers Party: Come on over and help your working-class comrades in the SFP make Pizza the Hutt's worst nightmare come true!
To all of you delightful trouble-makers in SEES (Hail Glorious GF the Honorable Saviour, Prince of Revolution!): Lend some of your anarchist spirit to the folks who've worked so hard to make anarcho-syndicalism a reality in eRep!
To those in the UIP, TAMA and in the ever-loving Feds: Do the practical thing. Do the right thing. Help to push the party of Pizza into the lower ranks!
Do it for Great Justice!
Do it 'til it hurts!
Do it for teh lulz!
But just do it!
Join the SFP 'cause it will give Pizza the Hutt heart-burn!
For more background on the SFP, check out the SFP Wiki and the SFP Forum.
PS: The Technocrats are p f awesome too.
Annoy the Heck Out of Pizza the Hutt!
This is the first of a series of articles on why you - yes YOU! - should join the eUSA's most interesting small party: the Socialist Freedom Party (SFP).
The SFP has been bouncing around in the top tier of Sixth Parties ever since May 2009. At present, the party is #7 in size in the eUSA, trailing behind the Republican Party at #6.
The Republican Party contains a number of honorable players. OK. But it is also home to the notorious Pizza the Hutt, née Ajay Bruno. And srsly. This bunch of boring Ronald Reagan clones couldn't think up anything more clever than naming their party "the Republican Party"? Oy gevalts. I mean, WTF? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
The Socialist Freedom Party, on the other hand, has been the incubator of all sorts of cool ideas like communes and independent paramilitaries.
Not to mention that a whole series of pretty awesome characters have emerged from the SFP. Meanwhile, the Republicans main claim to fame is sponsoring one the most sordid players on the planet for Congress.
Pizza the Hutt has spent most of his various eRep lives accusing everybody and anybody of being a "liberal", a "socialist", a "communist", "anti-Christian", ad nauseum. All the while plotting against the country, bad-mouthing the workers, and promoting himself as if he were the next Emerick. Well, Mr. The Hutt, you're no Emerick!
Citizens! Soldiers! Patriots! In this game, Socialism and Freedom go hand-in-hand! So be bold! Be smart! And have a bit of fun! Join the SFP!
To the radical workers in the US Workers Party: Come on over and help your working-class comrades in the SFP make Pizza the Hutt's worst nightmare come true!
To all of you delightful trouble-makers in SEES (Hail Glorious GF the Honorable Saviour, Prince of Revolution!): Lend some of your anarchist spirit to the folks who've worked so hard to make anarcho-syndicalism a reality in eRep!
To those in the UIP, TAMA and in the ever-loving Feds: Do the practical thing. Do the right thing. Help to push the party of Pizza into the lower ranks!
Do it for Great Justice!
Do it 'til it hurts!
Do it for teh lulz!
But just do it!
Join the SFP 'cause it will give Pizza the Hutt heart-burn!
For more background on the SFP, check out the SFP Wiki and the SFP Forum.
PS: The Technocrats are p f awesome too.
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This message has the commie stamp of approval.
I luff the SFP.
better dead than red
Better red then dead
I fixed your sentence for you. I mean come on stop making fun of Native Americans. They've had enough troubles.
annoying PtH is a worthwhile cause
Silly Batreh, the SFP are red and black and green and orange and number of other colors.
better dead than red, are we russian? I don't recall ever being russian.
and join the SFP, because they are the shiz, and you get free pie
I kid you not, free pie..........
think about it
XD
Nice.
LOL EPIC FAIL!
I like
Good luck, comrades! Looking forward to see a crimson US.
(BTW, I now know why people don't like PtH)
OMG
IT'S MARX, WITH A FECKING RIFLE
Voted with great justice!
PTH has no life if he is posting Fail every were LOL
or just talking about his Fail elife lol