Jimmy's News - Day 2,573

Day 2,573, 11:47 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Jimmy Savile

Hello to everyone that reads this (or people that may glance and say "ah, more sha*t"). So, today I Sir Jimmy Savile will try to create my first eUK News article containing useful information that new players or players that have came back to us from the underworld, can read and say "So that's why eUK is divided between 3 countries". So here I go.

Current MoD Orders

It would appear that when 2 empires hit each other they they leave masses of destruction around them. Our MoD wants us to fight for Poland to show our loyalty. ePoland have helped us many time before, so when they need our help we shouldn't hesitate. So if you want to help one of eUK's biggest allies fight Here.

The reason for these events appers to be the Argies ASing slovakia and bordering ePoland. ePoland didn't like this so they are trying to get rid of the Argies.

Government

I want to congratulate our new leader, who's voice is law now, for winning his position as CP. Cause the lack of a congress I believe every law Chaz proposes will pass. Some would call this Communism but that would p*ss the Americans off, so we will just say it was timely events.

Allies and Enemy's

This is a tricky one cause the fall of Sirius. But we have a few guarantees. The NSPP is a agreement that binds eUK, eGermany, eBelgim, eDenmark and eNetherlands together. It means that if one country gets attacked then we must protect each other.

ePoland are still our ally after the whole Sirius thing. And eUSA are still signing MPP's, so I think they are good. As for other countries its an open book.

As you all probably know eBrazil, ePortugal, eFrance and eCannada did a big multi attack on us that wiped us from the map. So they can be safely called our enemy.

^Other News^ - Spelling Mistake Notices by Evil Doctor

I want to welcome back our Dear Leader, Son of God. Or what ever you call him. But I know his real name is Aleksandar.V Popovic. Hope you apply for next CP, and finish the Canadians for good this time 😉

Last Bit

All comments will be taken as constructive criticism and I will correct any mistakes. I will leave a ^ to mark where i've edited and will reward sent to the first person to correct my mistake.

I am also looking for someone to make some nice dividers and banner for my article and will pay for the product (10 gold)