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Jealosy is Dangerous

Day 2,037, 08:20 by Tasmyn

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. (Woman!!!!!!)

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap,and she slapped him again, kicked him in the nuts, pulled on his testicles and spat in his face for good measure.

People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said "The subscriber you have dialled is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...

 

Comments

BugsBunnyz
BugsBunnyz Day 2,037, 08:21

ROFL!!

X2damfinZ
X2damfinZ Day 2,037, 15:28

ROFL!!!

 
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