It's Me Again

Day 1,340, 02:11 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl


I'll give you three guesses what I'm doing the 25th. Here's a hint.

North Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, and Montana all border South Dakota. North Dakota is farther north than South Dakota. Minnesota has more places to fish than a hound has fleas. Iowa and Nebraska have a few basketball teams. Wyoming has cowz. And Montana has big skies. Why do I bring all this up? I haven't a clue, but it sounds important.

Anyhow, please vote for me on July 25th in the Great State of South Dakota. If you need twenty bucks to move to SD, PM me. If you don't know who I am and wanna talk, PM me. If you would like to date Paris Hilton, DO NOT PM me. I don't know the chick.


Obligatory picture.




My credentials

Currently:
UIP VPP
EZC member
Business owner
Publisher

Formerly:
Senator from Nevada
UIP Secretary of Publications
Good looking and wealthy




Remember, A Vote For Me...

gets you 1 XP!
~pickle covers microphone with hand~
~looking at aide, "eRep still does that, RIGHT?~
~aide shrugs his shoulders~
Well whatever, just vote for me 'cause I said too. Thanks.

I would like to thank the Libertarian's for allowing me to run under their party. You guys are swell!