Chairman Chao's Chat

Things have been quite as of late here in eChina, but don't be fooled by the silence. Much has been happening behind the scenes. For starters, our president has managed to put together a brand new alliance, named Sol, which will tighten the ties that bind us together with our neighbors in Asia, and should provide some additional security in case of attack. In the meantime the inter alliance war games we will establish with our allies will provide much needed battle experience for our citizens, wellness for our workers, and money for our weapons industries. I can tell you that based on my inside information the only detail left to formalize is the choosing of an appropriate emblem.

Meanwhile, our economy has been chugging along brilliantly. Just look at how many cheap Q1 weapons are for sale, hundreds! Take a gander at our food market. Even those on minimum wage can quickly stockpile Q1 food, and then begin saving up money for a weapon with which to fight. It is an impressive testimony to the prosperity that comes with hard work, vibrant competition in the marketplace, and low taxes. These are the conditions I will strive to maintain should I be elected again for another term.

In foreign news eUSA has been utterly trounced by PEACE, leaving their disaffected citizenry with few options. I propose to change their misfortune into an opportunity for a new beginning. If elected again I will endeavor to entice these former Americans to move here to eChina and start a new life. We will provide them and other diasporas with the eChinese dream, that with a little hard work and dedication to eChina they can prosper and flourish no matter how downtrodden they were in their homeland.

Oh yes, our future is looking brighter with each passing day. Just remember, vote for Chairman Chao in Anhui. This has been the Chairman speaking, Chairman, of your heart.

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事情已经相当截至晚在这里eChi na ，但不要小看它的沉默。已经� ��很多发生在幕后。首先，我� �的主席已经设法把一个全新的 联盟，名为溶胶，这将加强关� ��，把我们同我们的邻居在亚� �，并应提供一些额外的安全的 情况下攻击。与此同时，联盟� ��的战争游戏，我们将建立与� �们的盟国会提供急需的作战经 验，为我国公民，疗养为我们� ��工人，和金钱为我们的武器� �业。我可以告诉你，根据我的 内部信息的唯一细节留待正式� ��选择一个适当的标志。

与此同时，我国经济已加莫玛� ��色。只要看看有多少便宜季� �武器出售，数百！采取甘德在 我们的粮食市场。即使是那些� ��最低工资可以快速储存第一� �度的食物，然后开始最多可节 省资金的一种武器，用以打击� ��这是一个令人印象深刻的证� �的繁荣所带来的艰苦工作，充 满活力的市场竞争，及低税率� ��这些条件，我将努力维护，� �应该再次当选连任。

在外国新闻酶联免疫吸附试验� ��完全击败和平，公民离开自� �的不满很少选择。我建议将改 变他们的不幸进入一个机会，� ��个新的开端。如果再次当选� �我将努力吸引这些前美国人将 这里eChina和开始新的生活。我� ��将为他们提供和其他散居的eC hinese的梦想，这一点与辛勤工� ��和奉献精神，以 eChina他们可以繁荣和兴旺无论� ��样蹂躏他们在自己的家园。

噢，是的，我们的未来正在寻� ��光明日新月异。只记得，投� �选举主席朝安徽。这是主席说 ，主席，您的心脏。