It's been a Hard Days' Night...

Day 686, 15:09 • Published in Russia Peru • by MoredanKantose

I haven't eat anything in the last 16 hours because of lack of time for it.

Wow.

I am busy in real life... not much, but a normal day. This will be so for some days, then I will have more time. But of course I could not fail you, so... no time for eating.

Now eRussia is sleeping and I have time to tell you what I have done.

1. Meetings in PEACE, explaining the basis of my foreign policy (you know it already, read "Ideas for a better eRussia - Foreign Policy" in the CossackSWord).

2. Learning to get and manage the money at disposal of the President, in the way that the Congress wants to have it, because the last thing I want to do is to start a discussion about the money with the Congress, as Parter did. They work hard and only request from me and my people a bit of formality and seriousness presenting our expenses. It is a reasonable request.

3. Answering all kinds of letters, from simple congratulations to the most funky proposals I have ever heard in my e-life. An eCanadian came with a plan of eRussia betraying PEACE and recovering WSR with the overwhelming help of the eCanadian Army. Tremble, PEACE, the eCanadians come!

4. The team who made the black PR campaign tried it again, taking sentences from my time as Ambassador in eSpain out of context and translating them their own way 🙂 . They are not very efficient, to say the least: many days googling about me and speaking with people of the RL about me, and this is all they can get.

Do they want to threat me? He... I am a Cossack. Bring it on, Давайте ещё! Я жду.

5. I gave a telephon number to the following people:

- The First Lady, my dear DarkL.
- The Vice President HankScorpio.
- The Chief of the General Staff Kalimbo.
- The Speaker of the Congress, NumbuS.
- A Cossack, a friend, and the Commander of the Foreign Legion, a person who lives in RL in the eUSA and is hence online when most of the rest are sleeping: KAshile.

All of them can wake me up in the middle of the night, anytime, to tell me about a crisis where the President is needed.

6. The first Cabinet meeting (with some member of the above mentioned group 😉 :

I learned a lot about the current structure, and established the proceedings. One of them: Our meetings can be published here, and all have accepted it. The Ministry of Information will publish a resume in the newspaper of the Government.

I eliminated a Ministry. And here I must start speaking in riddles but I guess that you all will understand anway: We had a Ministry of the Undead. I really think that the Minister in question is, in his own particular way, a patriot. He considers that only living people can vote, for example, and wants to establish a system so that the State gets profit from the undead (well, he would get also a percentage). We can speak about him as a "civilized" Lord of the Undead.

But I am a Cossack. And The Cossacks is the party of the human beings. The living human beings. I cannot force anybody who is not a Cossack, to follow the strict morality of the Cossacks. But as long as I am the President of eRussia, at the very least our country will not pay anybody for doing something that we consider immoral.

I explained this to the affected people and they accepted it. Maybe I should comment now that Borison, who many of you know, is now Deputy of the Ministry of Governance and will care about the forum eKremlin. For this task, he will get the normal salary of a Deputy. And this is his only task in the State, and I give you my word. Everything else he may do - it is not my order or my idea, and he does it as a private person.

The same applies to anybody else in the State. When the times comes, I may speak with some people trying to minimize the damage to eRussia. I must accept the reality: that I cannot prevent some behaviors. But I will try to keep them as civil as possible, so that they damage our Motherland as few as possible.

I would love to tell you more, but I just cannot. I am too tired.

Oh, the war! When we have a serious offensive, the Army will know it. You, maybe, not, because the enemy alse reads these newspaper. I am sorry for this, but I hope you understand.

Paka!

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