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Israeli Zionists Threaten Iran

22 Day 1,530, 08:48 USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis
Iran, currently under Occupation by The Holy Land of Turkey, has recently been threatened by another group of holy men: The Jews.

Mossad has been "covertly" carrying out operations against high-profile Iranians for years now, such as their recent operation against Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan. When I say "covertly", I mean that nobody talks about it, but everyone knows who it was. So anyways, Iran. Israel is obviously upset because they're trying to learn how to use nuclear fusion like the rest of us did like 100 years ago, and that pisses them off because Jews. Or something about crusades, I'm not sure. As an American, knowing things about "other countries"(>implying there is such a thing) isn't exactly my forte.

So where was I - oh yeah, Jews. So the Jews have been working on a battle plan against Iran for a while now, and they are very close to revealing their intentions, but they must first construct additional pylons. I cannot reveal to you how I came to know about the Jews' plans for Iran, but as for their method, I definitely can:


Fairly cut and dry. He "liked" it. I must be correct.

 
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Richard213
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Richard213 Day 1,530, 08:48

Pertamaxxxxx

 
Kaigefoh
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Kaigefoh Day 1,530, 09:04

haha

 
Ivan Terible
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Ivan Terible Day 1,530, 09:17

what there is other countries beside america?

v

 
BeDva
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BeDva Day 1,530, 09:19

teach them emerick-sama ^^

 
Andrei Lebowski
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Andrei Lebowski Day 1,530, 09:21

lol'd

 
Jovan Tekelija
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Jovan Tekelija Day 1,530, 09:23

хахахах

 
Emerick
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Emerick Day 1,530, 09:23

>what there is other countries beside america?

I'm at a loss.

 
Vladimir Czenishkov
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Vladimir Czenishkov Day 1,530, 09:34

Iran has Jews in their shoes

 
Giwrgos Paloukhs
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Giwrgos Paloukhs Day 1,530, 10:29

Like a boss

 
Agamenon92
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Agamenon92 Day 1,530, 11:30

Hail Israel!

 
Boyan
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Boyan Day 1,530, 11:45

Good articIe!

 
Mister Y
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Mister Y Day 1,530, 13:22

Fear.

 
obenitedang
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obenitedang Day 1,530, 14:40

Needs more sand.

 
Athanaric
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Athanaric Day 1,530, 14:41

Bold statements.

 
hopez0r
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hopez0r Day 1,530, 21:00

Emerick is Great

 
eShayan
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eShayan Day 1,530, 22:21

What's the point of this article?

 
Joey Jackson
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Joey Jackson Day 1,531, 23:06

i love this article with my entire body

 
slapukas
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slapukas Day 1,531, 00:12

Lol dont plunge real politic in a game. Or they always was unfriendly by each other?

 
Xanthar Zaiban
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Xanthar Zaiban Day 1,531, 11:41

LOL... pylons

 
Norbengo
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Norbengo Day 1,531, 11:42

It's them pylons, man can never have enough of them

 
tdwester
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tdwester Day 1,531, 11:44

Who is Emerick?

 
Flaco Jimenez
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Flaco Jimenez Day 1,531, 13:36

Emerick is Kosovo.