Introduction
binksy
Hello people
I have just been appointed to this position
I will be publishing 3 articles as well as worrking on a Q and A basis.
Im always around so if u have a proplem dont hesitate to ask.
Btw alot of credit for the articles will be due to starks
Thank you for your time
-binksy
Comments
Im looking forward to them.
Q. who am i.?
lol your franke 356 the one who tryed to sell Ireland
good job on getting the position mate. I am looking forward to your articles.
Congratulations, I am confident you'll do a good job.
High marks for naivity and "can do" attitude. Low marks for Spelling, Punctuation and Grammer. Below is a corrected version of this article:
[Dear Sirs/Madams, (Fellow Citizens, to whom it may concern, etc. But not dear people)
I have just been appointed to the position of Minister of New Citizens.
I will be publishing a total of 3 articles as well as working on a Q and A basis. I'm always around so if you have a proplem please don't hesitate to ask.
Btw, a lot of credit for the articles will go to Starks.
Thank you for your time.]
Oh and just to clarify, I will be grading your submissions. The Grading system I shall use will go from A* throught to F. I have decided to award this article with an E+. Congratulations!
You spelled "Problem" wrong, James.
@James Campbell
Well if u have nothing better to do then go ahead
However i have my reasons and dont feel the need to explain myself to you
So thank you for your .......constructive comment
-binksy
And I rate your post F- for jackassery and bullying.
nicely done manni
@James
naivity = naivety
grammer = grammar
proplem = problem
punctuation = sadly absent
Give Binksy a break and let him work away in his own style. By the way, I've expelled you from the teaching board for general ineptitude and bullying behaviour to students. Grade that however you like.
@ Binksy, Manni's in a nice supportive mood today too. Aaah, we're all so protective of you.....sweet.
@ James you are the ORIGINAL FECKTARD. Next time say something constructive or nothing at all.
thanks people
and grannie you have made my day
niall nice i like it
Wrt "Proplems" that was binksy's spelling, sometimes the marker gets it wrong slightly. Secondly what I was doing should be considered constructive, so don't call me a fecktard again you little asswipe. What punctuation is absent? Where? Also, I didn't even know I was part of the teaching board. I still don't know what that even is. So as a punishment I would have to grade it with a E-, since you mention it.
Anyway I knew what I was doing was wrong. I'd do it again too. I wouldn't have a problem if he made an effort to correct his language deficiencies (and cut his hair). Sure it backfired due to my retardations as referenced. But screw it I was up all night studying, whereas he sounds like a muppet 24/7.
To conclude, go chomp on a fat one.
Kindest regards,
James
@james: Well done you got your first A+
well for one james thank you for being civil
yes il admit my spelling and grammar are not the best the reason for this being to much texting and hating typing on a laptop
as for the hair (get ur hair cut ya hippy ) might serve ya better in future
-binksy
@ian: Ha thanks, its fun to play teacher eh
@binksy: I didn't think I was being civil at all.
1. I told you to cut your hair (which has nothing to do with me)
2. I said you were a Muppet
3. I told everyone addressed in the letter to go chomp on a fat one (IE a penis).
Sometimes I feel like we are from two different worlds binksy
@james: obviously binksy was bein sarcastic ya clown
I don't see it.
Look at the state of your head, you clown
Actually James if you want to talk about grammar, your grammar is appalling for someone who is trying to look smart. According to the dictionary "Asswipe" isn't a word so next time you try and correct someone else's spellings try and make sure yours are perfect or you will look like a fag.
Oh sorry you are one anyway.
Nicest Regards
Niall-H
* Before you correct me "Fag" is a word in the dictionary meaning bundle of twigs.
This is why I hate all humans: we're always dividing and fighting using any excuse whatsoever. Lads for feck sake is it possible to go a day without a flame battle?
hahaha
thas it niall-H beat comback of today
well done
This is HI-LARIOUS!!!
"This is why I hate all humans"
...Er, do we have an alien in our midst?