Introducing Chemo Practice Party!

Day 821, 11:50 • Published in Denmark Bulgaria • by HrBjorn

Hello all! HrBjorn is glad, astonished, HrBjornified over the new party in danish politics! The Chemo Practice Party!

Chemo has in way too long only been seen as a possible horrible cure to people with cancer. But wait! Are we now sure that it is so horrible? And are we sure that Chemo cannot be the cure to other things? Such as Homo Swedishus(Some kind of flu. A terrible one) or mustache nonitis(The ability to grow a mustache is missing).

We here in the Chemo Practice Party thinks it is outrageous that these questions haven't been answered yet. We will make it clear for the population that Chemo ain't that bad at all, it is possibly the cure for everything, and a taste great blended with vodka and orange juice.
We wish to make the Danish Research Center stop their nonsense about "history" when we all know that they are just sober and making it up. And don't you tell us about the links they provide. No seriously, don't.

Other than that, Chemo is awesome. When HrBjorn was born it was a Chemobirth. HrBjorn plopped right down into a big bowl of Chemo, making him even more awesome than he actually would have been. Still, he would still rock ass if he had been delivered into a bowl of water. Or cereal, whatever.
Now HrBjorn is not only bearlicious, he is also Chemotastic! Thank you Chemo!