Introducing a Brand New MASSIVE Alliance

Day 1,837, 08:45 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by OKayOK

According to a study performed by Dr Richard Lynn, Emeritus Professor of Psychology at Ulster University, conducted amongst 113 nationalities {READ MORE}, we now have an average penis size per nationality. This has HUGE implications in the game and I expect BIG wave.

What was MASSIVELY intriguing to me was that out of the BIG list, South Africa came in 7th. Here is the list, all sizes are in Centimeters:

Republic of Congo, 18
Ecuador, 17.7
Ghana, 17.2
Colombia 17
Iceland 16.5
Italy 15.7
South Africa 15.2
Sweden 14.9
Greece 14.7
Germany 14.4
New Zealand 13.9
UK 13.9
Canada 13.9
Spain 13.9
France 13.4
Australia 13.2
Russia 13.2
USA 12.9
Ireland 12.7
Romania 12.7
China 10.9
India 10
Thailand 10
South Korea 9.6
North Korea 9.6

I have striked out all countries I do not think are in the game.

Introducing a Brand New MASSIVE Alliance:

I propose the creation of an alliance called The Massive Seven Team. It will consist of the following nations:

- Colombia
- Italy
- South Africa
- Sweden
- Greece
- Germany
- New Zealand

Our BIG assets will be our swords, We will shoot from the hip, and only hope that the rest of the world can survive the MASSIVE load we will put on them (Political, military and financially). We will be COCKY, brash and we will never apologize for the sticky handshakes. We are cuming to your neighborhood soon!