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Hi plato, I know who you are, and many readers know too, but newbies meet you, first. Could you introduce yourself to my readers?

P: I'm Plato, and I'm the beginners' guide. I introduce newbies to the eWorld: I show them everything, and I teach them everything they must know, and, when they reach the next level, I explain them how to use their new features.

Are you telling us that you disappear after the first day?

P: Of course not, what a horrible teacher i'll be if I let my students after the first day? You can find me always in top right corner, and I'm remembering you to train, and to work every day, and I'll tell you every information you need

Well Plato, if you agree, we will get a tour of eRepublik with youWell Plato, if you agree, we will get a tour of eRepublik with you

P: Ok, get on; lifebelts are on your right, if you want a snack, you can contact our hostess, Mary “Beautiful” Scarrafone. First of all, I'll show you your home in eRepublik. Now should appear on your desktop a video, to show you everything.

Pluto, I have some problems with my job

P: Wait for a minute man. And, I'm not PlUto, my name is PlAto!

However, the job is the base for everything in the New World. You must choose the right job: in fact, near the name of your company, there are some stars, you will lose a lifepoint for every star. Click on the first box on the left, and select “0-0.99” then, choose your Q1 job, don't choose a company with two or more stars, if you don't want to DIE. Then, go to your home, click on “company” and click on work, to earn your first money!

How can I grow up?

P: Well, you have to earn experience Point. You can earn your first exp putting an image in your avatar

How can I do?

P: Let me talk and I'll explain you! Are you in a hurry? First of all, go to “My Places” then click on “profile” and then click on the top right corner where you can read “Edit Profile” from there you can put your image, but don't worry, I'll explain you everything when you are joining eRepublik.

Yes, and then? Is the game all here?

P: I'd like to kick you, I don't know why... Who's the guide? I'm the guide, so, let's listen to me and eat your popcorn. Now you must become an hero of the battlefield!

Yes, I like it. And how can become an hero?

P: Guy...

I know, I have to wait for you, and then you will explain me everything...

P: Well! You just do everythng that I say, and well be great friends! To become a soldier, you must start with you training, you can't fight with your weake muscles! So, do 300 push-ups to start, and then we'll start the real train!

What?

P: I was joking, weak man, but 300 push-ups could teach you some respect for old men. To train, you have to click on My places → Army and then you have to click on Train. Now you should recognize this way, if you aren't an idiot like the tipewriter.

I hope idiot isn't an insult

P: No, it's the name of an Autrian cake

Ok, I've started to worry. But this game, is all here? Just two-click-a-day?

P: There are 200.000 people on eRepublik, and right you had to interwiew me? It doesn't matter, I'll pretend to listen to you, and I'll continue with my explaination. Hostess, make him eat everything, to shut him up. In eRepublik, you can do everything: you can write for a newspaper, you can join a party and you can candidate to National Presidency, o run for the Congress. You can administrate your own company, and became rich!

Sure, don't exagerate now.

P: Who's the smart man among us? Me, so I'm right. If you want to change your country, you can be a congressman, or a President; if you are a wonderful speaker, this is your way!

Yeah, I can, I'm the right man at the right moment!

P: No, you're the right man to sweep. You can also become a famous journalist, and then win the Media Mogul, a prize that you reach when 1000 people subscribe your newspaper.

Yes I can!

P: No, You can't. You (not him, you) can be a strong soldier, the fear of your enemies, the hope of your Nation, if you join the army, some people say that the war module is the best part of eRepublik...

And if I want to have much money?

P: If you want to have much money, you should bet at horse race, you'll not win, but other people could know on what horse DO NOT bet.

Funny.

P: I know. If you want to be rich, you must opena a company, sell in foreign countries, buy or sell money or gold, produce, and other things that you could discover if you join eRepublik, you can also buy other companies, to eliminate your enemies in economic battlefield!

I think that I'll join eRepublik.

P: Well, give me your nick, so I can kiss you off

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This is the translation of an article, wrote by me, some times ago. Please, vote and subscribe the newspaper:D