Interview with a Pet Rock

Day 1,335, 11:59 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus
Before I begin, this article is not related to the US Department of State, however I suggest you look back, read and vote this state department update



Welcome to a new Interview edition of Goodbye Blue Monday, now I don’t do a lot of interviews, but this time I will be interviewing a Pet Rock and seeing what he thinks of today’s issues, my questions will be in bold


The air holes are essential

The US has recently been gaining regions, do you think that this is a change in US/Terra strategy or do you think that ONE has accomplished what they wanted done and are moving on to different challenges?

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Do you think the US may be able to help keep the economy stabilized by predicting admin changes in the future, or do you find this idea futile?

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How does the US plan on keeping allies of Greece and Cyprus, and how will Cyprus’ conflict with FYROM affect this?

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Lastly, what are you doing answering questions when we could be throwing you at dirty Spaniards???

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And that's a wrap,
Stay Sexy Amurrica,
Paul Proteus