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Intelligent People '95% more likely to vote PCP'

Day 189, 15:07 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Bremer Investments

A study held today by eOxford University has shown that the higher a persons IQ, the more likely a person is to vote for the Peoples Communist Party. Therefore if you do not plan to join the PCP, then you are proven to be an idiot. Yes, you would be an idot.

The study, 'An investigation into eUK voting behaviour', also suggests members of the UK Reform Party are twice as likely to be sexually attracted to horse manure. This damning verdict of coprophila adds another reason why thr UKRP are an incompetent government and must be overthrown in the upcoming general election.

Luckily, for the none feces lovers among us, if the UKRP were to lose power in the general elections then any laws relating to coprophilia would not be able to be passed.

The PCP was the only party today, to condemn the mass feces loving within the UKRP, unlike the other parties who remained damningly silent.

Comments

mr. brodie Day 189, 15:12

See what kind of retards PCP attracts...

Skinny Bones Jones Day 189, 15:12

AHhaha.
This is golden.

Jasperking Day 189, 15:17

This is pretty funny but actually intelligence doesnt matter.

Hull Day 189, 15:48

A+ Sir. I would read again.

Skinny Bones Jones Day 189, 15:56

very true, neither does a scat fetish..

A b i m a n y u Day 189, 16:45

I would also like to point out that I have three GCSEs (2 years early) two of which were A\'s and the other was an A*. And, I\'m voting TUP, what does that tell you?

Skinny Bones Jones Day 189, 17:12

That you\'re a geek? ;P

A b i m a n y u Day 189, 17:16

Yep

Skinny Bones Jones Day 189, 17:22

What have you got against msn?!?!
Use it more.

twaters Day 189, 17:50

Must we really brag about qualifications here? And what it shows widdows, is that were they 3 A*s, you would be voting PCP 😛

Brodie, all parties attract some rather dubious people....

Hull Day 189, 20:36

\"what does that tell you?\"

That you are in the 5%

Stan Wephen Day 190, 00:17

Haha, this is gold! An obviously well-researched article, but I\'m not sure whether it\'s doing more damage than good...

Tim09 Day 190, 00:35

\"The Propaganda Free daily provided a look at the comings and goings of eUK without any political bias\"

lol

KIA Sneak Day 190, 00:46

LMAO. I love it.

@widdows not to make you feeel bad but Twat-ers could own you on the grades front.

Banfi Day 190, 02:02

but my daddy could beat up your daddy

Micael II Day 190, 04:26

completily wrong by the way if you have some intelligence then why do you make this article??? Its completly idiot....

Flamur Day 190, 04:53

Rofl, class 😛

A b i m a n y u Day 190, 05:40

LOL at Banfi. We\'ll see KIA, I think three GCSE\'s at A, A and A* is ever so slightly good. Not to mention I am currently doing an AS course in year 10 and will be starting another AS a year early in year 11. And, yes like Banfi said my daddy can beat your daddy to a complete pulp 😛

A b i m a n y u Day 190, 06:08

Skinny, I always forget to sign in to MSN lol.

Chrisclamp Day 190, 08:20

Also, this thread shows how much PCP fail miserably at humour.

Us at TUP see not the need to post just obscene things as everyone knows that our ideas and skills will win us this election. Not posting non-funny articles in hope that humour will attract people.

You can only say that PCP is the Horse Manure, and PCP members are those sexually attracted to it.

Chrisclamp Day 190, 08:22

You made a typo, methinks.

The topic title was meant to rea😛
\"PCP members \'95% more likely to vote PCP\'\" *

*than people who don\'t okay e-republik.

People's Initiative Day 190, 08:45

lol. hilarious.

Very well written mate.

A b i m a n y u Day 190, 10:58

Nel I don\'t go to a private school mate, it\'s just a normal school that thinks everyone is genii so they offer everyone courses early.

Skinny Bones Jones Day 190, 16:50

LOL
Chrisclamp has attempted to turn this into a TUP thing, but it failed miserably.

Simon Nicholls Day 191, 01:35

Comedy Genius!!!

Widdows, if your so god damn smart why the hell do you support the scum?!?!

bum rush 9999 Day 191, 03:05

Your pluralisation of genius confuses me...

And you haven\'t yet told us which GCSEs you have taken early.

Chrisclamp Day 191, 03:16

Widdows >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PCP

A b i m a n y u Day 191, 03:34

Simon, I find that deeply insulting (not really you\'re just jealous) who do you support? You see the problem with us being so successful is everyone hates us so for I all know you could be a scunthorpe fan lol. Oh bum rush that is the correct pluralisation. Oh and I took Science, IT and French early. I\'m now taking a French AS and in year 11 I\'m starting \'Public understanding of science\' AS. Chris are all the arrows representing how far I am away from PCP because I\'m clever and they\'re not (excluding twat-ers and KIA cos he\'s my boss).

Matt Real Day 191, 07:18

I lol\'d.
Smart commies........

twaters Day 193, 09:21

widdows, it\'s actually not the correct pluralisation, \"geniuses\" is...

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