Incompetence

Day 2,216, 13:54 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Butjam

Just a short article, because I'm too lazy to do a fully fledged piece of anything, but I think you all deserve to have an idea of what's going on. Two things to clear up before we start,
1. I'm not referring to myself, although I probably make as much money as an ice cream truck in Manitoba I think I'm a safe pair of hands, don't let us haemorrhage money and only been scammed by 3 Nigerian princes
2. I'm not ragging on Chew either, I've not seen him around on Skype or Facebook since yesterday so for all we know something is genuinely up. I don't feel like jumping to conclusions just yet.

No, the people who are incompetent in all of this are our two appointed vCP's (and apparently also the SG of TWO somehow), Longshotzz and Sathan, formerly known as Schmid. When the CP goes missing and a battle with terrible timing looms ahead, are they looking for night damage from our Argentinian friends or planning how to use CO's to make us last the night? No, that is left to the MoD (and to a very minor extent, myself in that I shouted at Max to throw some money at it). Of course, the two people that we should be able to look to in times like this are doing much more important things. Sathan, for example, thought it was a good idea to propose an impeachment on Chewie. Good job! A CP who isn't active needs to be replaced, and though I appreciate many would disagree with me here Alice would make a great replacement. Unfortunately, it was launched prematurely, a simple (if incompetent) mistake right?

Oh wait....
Yes, the impeachment was launched early to save Chewie. As most of you will know, once an impeachment fails there is a cooldown period before we can launch another. Directly, I want to know from both Sathan and his/our party, the UKRP, is having a CP from your party/your friend/whatever more important than the country actually being able to function? I hope this is an isolated case, and the rest of the party members are annoyed as I am.

No worries though, right? I mean, this is why you have 2 vCP's, thank Bob for failsafes! Of course, this vCP also had pressing matters to attend to. For what could be more important than taking the MoHA org, changing the password and then publishing an anonymous slander article? For those of you that didn't see it, of which I am one, I found out from Adastros who brought it to my attention (as to be expected, he acted to recover the org and change the password straight away) that the article consisted of three demands, although only two can be remembered. (Bonus prize of 200cc if you comment with what the third point was!)

And of course the best way to deal with the situation was to sulk like a teething toddler.

#leaking #government #udungoofed
All this to slag off a bunch of players who everybody else has the balls to just say "I don't like you" straight to the face. If it was supposed to be a joke, it was weaker than a rabbit with muscular dystrophy and about as funny as one too.

Bugger writing any more, I'm done, hope this opened your eyes to incompetence in the cabinet and prioritised who we need to cut out to move forwards. If you think I'm at fault for leaking and pointing out flaws in the people supposed to be running the country (or hell, if you just think I'm a twazzock) then I'm more than happy to resign myself, Count Drakula and Elvis Trout would each make an excellent MoF and as a team would be pretty nifty and they'd be welcome to all my gdocs.

Peace and love to all of you who aren't inherently useless
Butjam xxx

P.s. someone gave me this