Incompetence
Day 1,918, 00:33
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Published in Australia 
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by Arthur the Elitist Cole
Greetings esteemed friends and frenemies,
I have an issue that needs to be addressed - What sick person would be evil enough to put sugar in my decaf coffee TWICE?
It's with a disturbed heart I noticed ever since the HOLTZ administration we have seen a large increase in these catastrophic failures.
Dearest Prime Minister Timothy,why have you not cracked down on this nonsense?
After-all, we've noticed you sipping on that Ceylon Tea of master Arfmans with a smug expression on your face for the last two weeks, THAT'S RIGHT, we've caught you on FOUR occasions.
Tim- We just want our coffee, without sugar. Think of the gains.
Plus, ~Roboa~
Utmost outrage,
Arthur the Elitist Cole
Occasional Coffee Drinker and concerned citizen.
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Excess sugar leads to incontinence.
The more you know, how can we let this continue?!
No sht huh?
how dare you bring this issue into the public eye!
you easily could have PMd me and i would have got onto it, instead you decided to speak out publicly.
i hope you get 3 sugars in your next coffee
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I replaced all my sugar with stevia, thank you.
My niece uses that sht in her coffee. She made me one the other week with that in it and lemme tell you it TASTES.LIKE.SHT!
You must have confused it with aspertarm and all that chemical stuff.
No Arf I have the image of the plastic container it comes in, in my head. I never forget the face of mine enemies!
LOL, I hear it taste bitter for some. I'm just trying to get rid of sugar in my intake dammit!
Tim said it was anthrax not sugar ...
At least it's better then than the Agent Orange he tried to put in our Juice.
I'd rather DDT myself.
Looking Swole
~Roboa~
dem gainz
its 2013, only old farts still drink coffee.
As opposed to?
do you even lift?
Three times a week, rest day sunday. Legs the others.
DERP
I put Redbull in my dads coffee the other day instead of sugar, I was convinced he could see sound that morning.
Strength and Honour