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And once again we look like we are going to attack Canada. Why? I have no idea, although I have been told its because "we are tanks". When? Probably tomorrow after the NE has been passed, which is looking incredibly likely with 18 people for and 3 against. How? We are going ahead with my plan and all taking a canoe across. I call it the Schitten Plan, after the famous German World War One German Schlieffen Plan. But am I the only one who remembers the last time we attacked? It was terrible. I mean, we still don't Ireland under control. If we are attacking Canada and defending against Ireland at the same time we could end up losing both battles, like we did last time. Anyway, Temujin94, if you are about, write an explanation in the comments.


Possible explanation...

Yes, I think I deserve a feasible explanation why we are going to attack Canada when we have enough wars on back here. And especially a country like Canada, whos population is 1680 people. Yet, we ignore my idea of attacking Denmark and Norway. Sure, it would annoy allies Sweden, but I cannot remember the last time I saw a swede helping us in battle. Mind you, I don't fight often, so maybe I'm missing them all. Any how, I don't see how these tactics will work. Last time it failed, and without careful planning this time will fail as well. Now lets put my Schitten Plan into action.


FAIL!

Breaking news: Scrap that last bit, it seems we have NE-ed them because they NE-ed us first, hoping to help the Irish defence. Now the above makes no sense. Oh, well. Don't bother Temujin.

Jerry Moriarty, Proud member of the UKDP Party. Join here.