In Memory of What's Her Face
Bradley Reala
We all knew her, some better than others. Myself? I visited her everyday. Hung out for a while. I think we hit it off well.
;_;
So why did she have to go? I don't know. Life is a cruel cruel mistress sometimes, and heartbreak is always about. *wipes a tear away* Life is short, and we must remember to use our time here in the New World to its fullest. I'd like to think I did that with what's her name. I know my time with her was well spent. I have 2 exp per day to prove that.
So lets look back on some of the good times we had with Library Girl. Lets think about things like when you last saw her. I remember one of the great days we had with each other.
I walked in, saw her standing there, and she sai
😛"Hi Bradley Reala. I am Gina, your tutor. You seem to be in great shape today. Ready for a few hours of studying? It will be great for your career and salary."
No matter how many times I heard her say that, it never...ever...got old. EVER. I looked forward to hearing those words over and over through out my week. After we finished "studying", her cute little chirp in my ear always promised me she enjoyed it and wanted more. "Wow, you really impressed me today, Bradley" She would say, breathlessly, "Would be great if we could spend more time together. It's a joy to 'work' with you." With a wink I would leave.
Good times. So here's to you, Library Girl. You are gone, but never forgotten.
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RIP
RIP
I loved her ;_;
RIP
RIP
She was always my favorite.
RIP
Her job sucked, but she was always good to look at.
;_;
funbags, that was her name, right?
RIP
screw her, i dont give a Sh!t about her... BUT PLATO!!?!?! God Why!?!?
;.;
I let her 'tutor' me everyday. She was the best around.
RIP ;_______;
RIP
Too funny you guys! Goodnight and sweet dreams.
RIP
RIP. I don't remember her name but everyday we met at library🙂
lulz
I dug the glasses 🙁
Well nice article : )
RIP Library girl!!!
Her hair was atrocious and she kinda had the muffin top thing going on. You guys just love her because she spoke into the microphone, if ya know what I mean....
Was her name Gina? I never even noticed her name
Her name was Library Girl, I think.
I for one miss my slutty neighbor more, our shared venereal diseases brought us together and we never looked back. OH GOD WHY!?!?! ;______;
Screw those b!tchez, PLATO WHY?!?! GOD HATH FORSAKEN PLATO!!!
RIP ;_;
RIP ;_;
Oh god if Lana comes back we gotta see how that new mustache changes her...
RIP, Library Girl, even though I denied all your flirts and advances... You were a good tutor! ;_;
BUT PLATO? WE HAD A THING GOING ON! T__T
I feel dirty now, knowing all these other men were loving her at the same time I was.
I should have known. There were hints. Like the really strong colonge one of you wears.
i call dibs
stay dead ! :😁
@ Josh Whitehead, Necrophilia is never ok.
I had some good times with the Library Chick! Good-bye, Library Girl! Although your services now made me obsolete in the work force vs. kids half as skilled as me, I'll always remember you fondly.
she gave me crabs!
Just an additional ode: Ah, Library Chick. We knew you well. Many of us. Sometimes, two at a time. I'll miss our regular "study group" with Claire!
I miss the Daisy-Duke chick more.
@Astra: Best Ode Ever
huh and she told me that I'm her only love... what a sl.. xD
Way to blow my cover, Astra. How am I going to explain this as the Conservative PP?!?!
Just say PThut made you do it with liberal lies.
Gina nunc mentulam Lemnaris in angiporto glubit.
(Translate that from Latin. Actually, don't.)
RIP baby 🙁
RIP
RIP