Imperial Guard

Day 1,513, 08:48 • Published in United Kingdom Ukraine • by dimmustranger


Greetings, my friends!

Let me tell you a history.

Me and my friends - we are soldiers.
We fought a lot in other countries and needed to have rest.
Recently we decided to travel to UK on vacation.
We expected to see Old Good Great Britain.



We wanted to meet new people and become friends.
We wanted to see your beautiful country.



We had a lot of plans, BUT...
Everything was not as we expected.
Instead of green gardens and squares, full of happy people we found empty streets filled with smoke. Аnd the sounds of gunfire, was heard everywhere buyout.



That was awful.
And we decided that we will not rest until we bring peace to this land!

So we founded a new Military Unit.

Imperial Guard





The main objective of the Imperial Guard to protect the native territory of the United Kingdom.

Terms of Service in Imperial Guar😛
- wear Imperial Guard uniform
- work at commune company
- flood in #guard IRC chat (rizon)

We will coordinate with the Ministry of Defence.
We will fight every day.
We will grow stronger.
We will bring the glory and greatness to Britannian Empire!

We have food. We have weapons. We need soldiers. Soldiers like YOU!

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!





P.S. Ugly English is not a bug. It`s a feature.