Immigration Services Requested (will pay top dollar$$$)

Day 2,559, 13:40 • Published in Canada Canada • by Azarius Theron

To whom it may concern in Canada:

(tl;dr: I’ll give you 9 Gold or more if you help me apply for immigration to eCanada)

Between repeated moving costs, fighting in liberation wars to prove my worth, and paying gold to publish articles, I’ve already spent quite a bit of cash trying to apply for immigration to eCanada. So far this has gotten me nowhere.

You can see my failed attempts here:


Since then, I've been informed that there is a fairly complicated bureaucratic process that I have to jump through in order to have the privilege of being considered enough of a non-threat and valuable citizen to be granted permission to apply for Canadian immigration through a committee that will evaluate my history and interview my references before making a vote that will instruct, or possibly advise, other government members participating in this other discussion area of whether or not a candidate has been greenlighted for approval in this said discussion area that may or may include the two official languages of Canada but does have the authority to govern decisions made in the game of eRepublik by all the other elected officials that have access to the powers of immigration in the game itself yet may not be aware (as I was) that the process outlined in the above paragraph must be adhered to as part of a prescribed immigration process designed to securely streamline new citizens into the community spirit of this great online nation.

Rather than sort through this boondoggle on my own, I’d rather hire someone with some knowledge and experience to do this application work for me. I’ve been told it’s fairly complicated so I’m willing to pay top dollar for your help.

Currently I have 9 Gold and 450 IS (not sure about the currency conversion rates) that I will offer to anyone who can send me a message with a screenshot of my application form properly filed to Immigration Canada. Payment is not conditional upon me being accepted to eCanada, but only on applying for approval on my behalf. I should make some more money soon and can pay for any additional landing services you can suggest.*

If you want some kind of up-front deposit for any preparation work, then I suppose we could negotiate on that. Thank you for your help!



*Using these funds to bribe government officials or otherwise illegally sway my application process is not the intended purpose of this payment. Additional landing services may include connections to military groups or better employment, or reliable food/weapon suppliers, or whatever else is available in Canada.