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Ideas to Prevent More Theft
I think we all know what the biggest problem here is in Israel: loss of money. Therefore, I propose two ideas for your review. I will note that these ideas are not entirely well thought out, but they are baseline ideas.
Option A) Lets say, for the sake of argument, Zaib doesn't want to run next term. Zaib would get the option to take 10% of the Israeli Infrastructure Fund, and store that money in an org. Most of you will think, "BUT THAT'S STEALING!" Well, naturally, there would be contracts in place. Additionally, the money would only be to supply the IIF when an emergency arises.
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Lets say you don't like Option A. Instead of having that, we could open up the Israeli Emergency Fund. This money would only be accessible in a state of emergency, such as stolen money or orgs. Given that scenario, the org would have to be outside of the government orgs in order to protect it from theft.
Again, these are just baseline ideas. If you want to expand off of these, do comment.
And now, some jokes:
Frank comes home early from work one day, and his wife is sitting on the bed naked. She covers herself up with the blankets, to make the situation less awkward. Frank asks, "What are you doing naked on the bed?" She replies, "I don't have anything to wear!" Frank chuckles and says, "What are you talking about? You have plenty of clothes." He walks over to the closet, opens the door, and says, "See? You've got a blue dress, a pink sweater, here's Carter, a yellow dress..."
One day, Carl arrives at his home after a long weekend of fishing. His wife gives him a hug and says, "Oh I'm glad you're alright! There was a story on the news about a crazy driver who was driving on the wrong side of the road!" Carl responded, "One? Hell, there were dozens of them!"
Sorry, no Bar today. But, I DO have a new model:
-Robbie Lizzini
Option A) Lets say, for the sake of argument, Zaib doesn't want to run next term. Zaib would get the option to take 10% of the Israeli Infrastructure Fund, and store that money in an org. Most of you will think, "BUT THAT'S STEALING!" Well, naturally, there would be contracts in place. Additionally, the money would only be to supply the IIF when an emergency arises.
Option
Lets say you don't like Option A. Instead of having that, we could open up the Israeli Emergency Fund. This money would only be accessible in a state of emergency, such as stolen money or orgs. Given that scenario, the org would have to be outside of the government orgs in order to protect it from theft.Again, these are just baseline ideas. If you want to expand off of these, do comment.
And now, some jokes:
Frank comes home early from work one day, and his wife is sitting on the bed naked. She covers herself up with the blankets, to make the situation less awkward. Frank asks, "What are you doing naked on the bed?" She replies, "I don't have anything to wear!" Frank chuckles and says, "What are you talking about? You have plenty of clothes." He walks over to the closet, opens the door, and says, "See? You've got a blue dress, a pink sweater, here's Carter, a yellow dress..."
One day, Carl arrives at his home after a long weekend of fishing. His wife gives him a hug and says, "Oh I'm glad you're alright! There was a story on the news about a crazy driver who was driving on the wrong side of the road!" Carl responded, "One? Hell, there were dozens of them!"
Sorry, no Bar today. But, I DO have a new model:
-Robbie Lizzini
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Very good idea.
Very nonexistent model, though.... T_T
Robbie, just do it. More action, less talking.
...On second thought...no new model. Stupid photobucket.
Three guys die and are awaiting judgement. As the line is rather slow moving, they start to chat, and discuss how they each died.
The first "Well, i was walking down the street, heading to the shops, when i realised I was busting for a piss. I looked around, saw no one about, so i ducked into an alley and took a piss. After I continued my walk, I looked down and saw I forgot to zip up my fly. I zipped it back up, having a little chuckle at myself, and a fridge hits me in the head and I die."
The Second "I'd been suspecting my wife of having an affair for some time now, and teh stress had been giving me health problems. So I decided come home early in the middle of the day and catch her at it. When I got home i burst in and you could smell it in the air. My wife was in bed, looking flushed, and the bed sheets were all messed up. In a rage I tossed the apartment apart, but couldn't find the bastard. Then I looked out the window, saw this guy walking along with a big grin on his face zipping his fly up. I went mad, grabbed the nearest thing, our fridge, and tossed it out the window. I then had a heart attack and died."
The third "Well, i was hiding in this fridge, you see..."
hawt model