This is all rather embarrassing, but I seem to have misplaced my NoS 'Dive Bar'.
It's recommended you immediately open this link in the background before continuing your read, so that you can hear what we hear all day in the background at our clubhouse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muJvW1RbWhQ
This is the place, our club house of ill repute...
(it's not a great neighborhood, but none of the Top 5 wanted us near them. We're a bit out of control sometimes, occasional riots and vandalism)
Looks like home...(actually, this started out as Slosh's living room, which just grew into our dive bar/club house, since we were always there anyway)
This isn't a real lady, it's a cardboard cut out. Don't believe us, try her drinks (or ask her for the "club special", she's no 'Lady'). And there's Red at the end of the bar (Our Norm Peterson).
Lines form early outside
Good friends, high quality friends...well, good friends. This drop in was giving the universally recognized sign for "Bartender, two more! I'm wasted and still thirsty!" (You don't see it? It's in the hands. Notice the lack of drink? See? It's easy when you know what to look for)
Random perversion on the bar...You know you must be home.
Where a few quality people come to join the rest of us in supreme nothingness and absolute timewasting, just sitting around.
Where the fine ladies occassionally show to make fun of our regular ladies.
Quality ladies who stopped by to make fun of our regular ladies
Regular ladies who still don't believe they aren't the quality ladies
Where old drunks tell young drunks about the good ol' days being a young drunk. Sitting around.
(Two previous party Presidents discussing how shitty we are now, and how great we once were when they were running things. Have another one turds, It sucked then too bro.)
Two-fer one Hamms and Old English 40's Wednesday nights!
This gal only came for the two-fer ol' E. God was that a fun night, man can she dance, and as we all discovered yes, those ARE real!
(this guy's here all the time. We have no idea who he is.)
Here's another Gaylord at the party picnic:
If found, please return to Candor. $500 reward!
I'm also looking for 50 independent-minded members, non-aligned with any other parties. Misfit toys apply within. PTO and ATO experience useful but not necessary, will train. Sense of humor with a twist of mischievousness required.
I'm coming home to you honey! We shall be together again soon :-*
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