I'm Running for Congress, For the 16th Time

Day 1,830, 20:03 Published in USA Pakistan by Longbaugh


Not to worry. I won 11 of those 15 contests.

I'm doing it this time with one of the oldest parties in the game, the first party I ever joine😛 the United States Workers Party.

I had been away from the game for 2 years before returning a little over a month ago. My brother Dioists have managed to spread the word across the entire United States; so much so that America is now a Dioist nation. Surely, this is a wonderful reality.

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My propositions are simple. I'll always be completely transparent and accountable (I used to keep a tally in this very newspaper of every vote I cast). I have been an elected congressman in 4 separate nations and have worked with people all over the New World. I am hoping you will elect me to a 12th term, my first in the United States since June of 2009.

My name is Longbaugh, and I look forward to a resurgence of the United States Workers Party, and to every American becoming a True Patriot.



And to milk. I love milk.