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Hungary Declares War on Serbia!

24 Day 1,228, 13:36 USA

"There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can." -Henry Ford


In a shocking turn of events, Hungary has ended it’s long standing relationship with Serbia. The Hungarian President reportedly said: “Serbia has been a long standing ally, but we feel it is time to cut our ties to them. I feel the Hungarian people have an earnest desire, some would say even hungry desire, for change. I am even now talking with Romania about the possibility of an alliance; and ending the oldest war in eRepublik. Hungary will be taking this chance to re-invent herself as a strong anti-Cheating nation. We are correcting our foreign policy, and in talks with Poland.” Of course, all this was in Hungarian and we translated.

There is no word yet on any wars being planned by the Hungarian High command. This newspaper reports that the Hungarian higher ups are taking time to make peace with everyone, so they might re-evaluate their foreign policy.

The average Hungarian on the street, is appalled, according to the Hungary First Party. conducted a gall-up like street poll and found that 47% of people are demanding the current Presidents impeachment, with 12% saying they will leave the country if he does not resign. There was a small fraction, about 7%, who approved of the actions but demand it go farther. They want absolute war with Serbia. Likewise, street polls in Serbia show 87% of the country is outraged, with 11% recommending war to remind them of the strength of the Serbian military.

The reaction in the free world has been energetic. Mr. Woldy had this to say: “We are happy to see that our old enemy, more recent friend, and most recent enemy may be a friend again.”

Glove, the current President of the United States, had this to say:



That's how we do, CRoy.

 
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Joe Newton
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Joe Newton Day 1,228, 13:37

Aprilthefirstmaxx

 
deerslayer77
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deerslayer77 Day 1,228, 13:38

nou

 
DisDuck
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DisDuck Day 1,228, 13:38

Croy's was more convincing

 
fagyan
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fagyan Day 1,228, 13:40

DisDick +1

 
Anyonymous
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Anyonymous Day 1,228, 13:41

^

 
MCorleoneFamily
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MCorleoneFamily Day 1,228, 13:41

mpp wit hungary!!

 
Hoffman12
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Hoffman12 Day 1,228, 13:43

1st april

 
vasmegye
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vasmegye Day 1,228, 13:43

lol

 
Joe Newton
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Joe Newton Day 1,228, 13:45

this wasnt supposed to be compelling, just satireish.

 
Slovyanin
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Slovyanin Day 1,228, 13:46

1st April ))

 
Stregovac
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Stregovac Day 1,228, 13:47

lol
Interesting news.

 
The Libertine
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The Libertine Day 1,228, 13:54

SHOCKING NEWS

 
CII venom
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CII venom Day 1,228, 13:57

nice, i welcome hungry to the light side

 
Illusive Serb
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Illusive Serb Day 1,228, 13:58

Hahahahahahahhahahaha, yea, average april fool joke. eSerbia and eHungary would never betray one another. Also "eHungary and eRomania in alliance?" - Hahahaha EPIC...
Still nice try to fool others arounf here :]

 
Joe Newton
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Joe Newton Day 1,228, 14:00

the giant troll face should be a pretty good hint

 
simust2
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simust2 Day 1,228, 14:19

he-he)

 
Alaricus
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Alaricus Day 1,228, 14:20

Alas, That would be amazing.

 
Gillighan McGill
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Gillighan McGill Day 1,228, 14:27

rofl :)

 
Emerick
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Emerick Day 1,228, 14:37

HAHA HOW RANDUM

 
Citizen name exists
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Citizen name exists Day 1,228, 16:55

Oh no!!! Immediately call in the eUN council to vote for a no fly zone over eSerbia! If it's not outrageous that people in eSerbia are outraged than I don't know what is! :]

 
Citizen name exists
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Citizen name exists Day 1,228, 16:55

... and don't forget to arm the rebels!

 
Glove
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Glove Day 1,228, 18:34

huahuahuahua

 
shawkcn
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shawkcn Day 1,228, 18:59

April Fool's joke?

 
Jason  Welsh
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Jason Welsh Day 1,229, 21:14

lol, funny.